Humourous Quotes

Humour... or what passes for it.

Love is a serious mental disease.
Plato

We have been with out TP. No man should be with out TP.

Long live the Almiiiiighty Buuuunholioooo!!
Beavis aka The Great Cornholio.

The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
Calvin and Hobbes

Don't look back.
Bob Dylan

When I find in people narrow religion, I find also narrow reading.
Emerson

I am a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.
Jimmy James of "Newsradio"

The universe is not only queerer then we imagine, it queerer then we can imagine.
Haledane

Man can hardly even recognize the devils of his own creation.
Albert Schweitzer



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