Condoms: 
 

 1. The avrenge length of a cucumber is 15,7cm long.
 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week.
 3. A Cucumber never tells you that the size doesn´t matter.
 4. A cucumber never gets to exited.
 5. A Cucumber never wories about getting "it" up...
 6. You can feel the cucumber in the store and see how hard it is before you
     take it home.
 7. A Cucumbers can allways get away at weekends
 8. A cucumber allways respects you in the morning
 9. A cucumber never askes: Am I the first?
10. A cucuber doesn´t care if your a virgin.
11. A cucumber never tells other cucumbers if your a virgin, if you are...
12. You can have as many cucumbers as youcan handle...
13. A cucumber never makes a sean if there are other cucumbers in the
      refrigirator(?spell?)
14. A Cucumber doesn´t play the guitarr and try to find it self.
15. A cucumber never tells you that it likes you better with long hair.
16. A cucumber never leavs you for another women, anothet man or another
      cucumber.
17. A cucumber doesn´t mind hideing in the refrigerator when your mom
     comes over.

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