On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight Rats a Sucrrying
<Splinter> I do not scurry... *blinks at his seven smaller cousons*
<Leo> Master! A little help?
<Splinter> In order to achieve true enlightenment, one must learn how to puzzle through one's own troubles.
<Leo> Yes, Master.
*Raph grumbles* That just means he doesn't know what's going on, either.
<Splinter> Hush, Raphael.
seven Cats a Calling
<Angelo> This wouldn't be that bad if Kame was here...
<Klork> Agh...
six dogs a barking
*Tabby mutters and growls back at the dogs*
five Golden Undies
<Don> Gads...Cher would love seeing this...
four Ninja Turtles
<Leo> True, but then she'd be asking why WE weren't wearing any.
three Yumpers Yumping,
*Yumper 2 eyes the rats* I wonder if rats can learn how to yump...
*Splinter arches a furry brow* Much as I believe diversity makes a spirit whole...I don't think so.
two bean bag turtles
*Spork shares a pear with S'kette* This isn't so bad...these pears are pretty good...
and a Moron in a pear tree!
*HLM mutters* Don't even like the nasty things...