On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven Cats a Calling
*Klork, Angelo, Nissa, Tabby, Vala, Raven and Avriel appear*
<Klork> Agh...I KNEW we'd be pulled into this...
<HLM> Hi, bro!! Help us down?!
*Klork snickers* Nice outfit, sis.
<HLM> AGH! Shut UP and get us DOWN!
<Tabby> Ugh...dogs!
six dogs a barking
*Dogs catch a whiff of the cat-people and take off after them, driving them up a tree by the pear tree, then splitting, three at each tree*
five Golden Undies
*HLM mutters something about wedgies*
*Spork snickers*
four Ninja Turtles
<Don> I suddenly find myself glad we don't wear clothing...
<Mikey> I dunno...those undies do look pretty cool...
<Raph> I doubt those are what you're admiring, Mikey. *smirk*
<HLM and Mike> HEY!!
*Raph is showered with baps*
three Yumpers Yumping,
<Yumper 2> Notice we're getting fewer lines?
*Yumper 1 and Yumper 3 snicker*
<Yumper 1> That's 'cause we're laughing at all the tree-dwellers.
<Yumper 3> Where's Tarzan when we need 'im?
<Yumper 2> Well, we do have George. *Points to Klork*
<Klork> Hey!!
two bean bag turtles
*Spork snickers* So much for a peaceful Christmas...
<S'kette> Like we've ever had one of those to begin with.
<Spork> Point taken.
and a Moron in a pear tree!
<HLM> Hmph...I just want out of these undies and into some real cloths... *eyes the guys in the trees* AND NO YOU CAN'T WATCH!!!
<Don> We weren't asking to...
*HLM mutters*