Due to hospital stays, bands touring, records selling, masochistic professors, planetary collisions, and unavoidable circumstance, this glorious website has been left unattended to for quite some time. I can, however, promise that there will be more updates and invaluably entertaining stuff coming very soon.
And so it goes; it's once again that time of year when winter's ending, but you don't want to see it go just yet. Lazy and slobbish Uncle Summer is just about to come crash at your place for a few months, but it's not so bad. He always opens up the pools, brings a few sno-balls for the kids, and provides America's authors with the weather to write the next New York Times' Best Seller. Much luck to you, Shop-girl. Likewise, he's that obnoxious uncle you could never stand. Sure he's fun and gets the revelers talking, but his blistering 1000 degrees Fahrenheit southern Louisiana antics make me wish seasons were divorcable. Eat that, Davy. Cass.
Like the tormented screaming of a new-rock song's bridge, I present to you, the reader, my new intentions for this fair website. A new story or two will definitely be added, and we will also be introducing
Socks: An Arbitrary Reality original songs in mp3 format.
As far as the rest of the site goes, you get to help. Be sure to take the new poll, and send me more questions for the
Advice Column via
E-Mail. Everyone has a few pressing questions. Ask me about life, love, or even the mating habits of an obscure rain forest mammal. Be as silly as you want, but I most certainly do take serious questions as well.
The
Surreal Journals section will also be updated somewhat regularly. I filled in the chip on my shoulder, so my entries will look less like social rebellion manifestos. And chances are that Jason will still be writing predominately about Circus Peanuts.
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--The Management
