Pick-up Lines
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Good candy isn`t made... it`s just born.
***Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
***Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
***Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow Job? [No] What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
***If I followed you home would you keep me?
***Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do you sleep on your stomach? (When she say's no) Well, Can I?
***If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?
What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!
Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
Walk up to a girl who is standing and say, "You look tired, let me clear you off a place to sit" then wipe your face.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
***Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only 10-I-See!
***Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!
It's always good for you to see me again.
My wife/husband just doesn't understand me.
***I know where there is a good party. They've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
(speak this silently with mouth) I want a fig newton.
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
***Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
***First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
***So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will f*** you.
***Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and f*** you for glory.
***I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I would f*** you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between "F" and "CK".
***Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
***Would you like to dance or should I go f*** myself again?
***Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this. (pointing down)
What color is your sh**?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Do you spit or swallow?
***Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
***Hi. Are you legal?
Hi. You'll do.
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
***I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
***I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
***I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I'd look good on you.
***If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
***If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
***Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come."
Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
***Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a 6 inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
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