JeWeLs'S WeE PaGe O' FuN.....

WeLcOmE...To...ThE...TwiLigHt....ZoNe..... .. . . . .. .

• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
• What's another word for thesaurus?
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
• Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream?
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
• When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
• Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

OtHeR VeNoMoUs ViCiNiTiEs......check 'em out (( OR ELSE?))

Me OtHeR Wee HoMe PaGe
SaBoTaGe!
SmAsHin' PuMpKiNs
My Besssssssssssssssst FrieNdz PaGe!!!

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