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TRADITIONAL POSITIONFor the typically boring couple who lacks fantasy or imagination, we suggest turning on the TV. |
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SEXUAL POSITIONS |
THIS SITE CONTAINS SENSUAL ADULT MATERIALS INTENDED FOR MATURE VIEWERS ONLY.
THOSE UNDER 18, OR ARE EASILY OFFENDED ARE ADVISED TO TURN BACK.
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TRADITIONAL POSITIONFor the typically boring couple who lacks fantasy or imagination, we suggest turning on the TV. |
PUZZLE POSITIONI KNOW how I got IN, but how do I get OUT? |
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CANDLE EXTINGUISHING POSITIONIf the fire goes out, there's always knitting. Not recommended for females over 250 pounds. |
SEAT POSITIONEasily utilised in a theater when vacant seats are scarce. Don't forget the popcorn. |
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DOGGY POSITIONRemove earrings before trying. After several times of this position, the female resembles a Dumbo. |
XXX POSITIONFinally! Your wife will be quiet! |
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XXX, XXX POSITIONOkay ! It's YOUR turn to be quiet now. |
ACROBATIC POSITIONIt's all a matter of balance. It's best to release your hold before falling. |
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