Well, here's a load of puns about band/artist names and food. Along the lines of 'Broccoli Spears' but hopefully not as crap.
If music be the food of love, these little pleasantries are the iced gems of hatred. Or possibly the broken biscuits of misfortune. Or the chopped liver of romance. Or the dry-roasted peanuts of adolescent longing. OK, OK, I'll get on with it now...
Ludacrisps
MacaRoni Size
McRusky
Madoner
Hundred Raisins
Victoria Beckham and eggs
Greens Day
Radiobread
Rolling Scones
Spinal Tapas
Babybel and Sebastian
Skunk Aniseed
R.E.Emmanthal
The Flaming Chips
Tina Turnip
Toad in the Hole
Echojelly
The Whitebait Stripes
The Yeastie Boys
No Sprout
C: Bream
They Might Be Giant Yorkshire Puddings
Billy Bragguette
Spam!
Horlicks and Oats
Marmitey Mighty Bosstones
Eggs Pistols
Longpigs in Blankets
Blink Bun82
Dim Sum 41
Good Apple Charlotte
Sushi and the Banshees
Cheeses and Mary Chain
Manic Street Peaches
Souper Furry Animals
The Brieders
Shredded Wheatus
The Toastal Service
Lemonem
Dixie Twix
The Granny Smiths
Melon Kim
The Dooritos
Sigur Rosti
Cake That
Buffalo Mozzarella Tom
Sebadohnuts
Honey Nut Loops Crack
Sultanas of Ping F.C.
McPie
Hot Hot Wheat
Bento Box Folds Five
...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Bread
B-Movie Cheerios
Godspeed You Black Pudding!
The Jamones
Gorky's Zygotic Mynquiche
Avril Linguini
Foo Yung Fighters
Hotdog Eat Hotdog
ZuKeanei
Museli
China Drumsticks
Pearl Jammy Dodgers
AuberGene
Soft Cellery
ChicKenickie
Jameelia
Hell is for Cadbury's Miniature Heroes
Jimmy Eat Twirl
The Chedditors
Sepultempura
Boy on a Dolphin-friendly Tuna
Arctic Roll Monkeys
Corinne Baileys Rae
Emmenthal, Cake and Parmesan
Nurse! The anti-laughing gas!
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