And boy is my mind ever little. This is a simple game that has kept me sane on many a slow Sunday. And Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc. I can't take the credit - my (at-the-time) other half started it so at least some of these were coined by him or the people he works with, and I have shamelessly stolen them. Yoink! Thanks guys.
So: are you ready for the rules? Well, you get two film titles with at least one identical or similar word, syllable or phrase - with me so far? - and you smoosh them together. Simple but pleasing. Don't believe me? Check out the choice selection below and just you *try* not to start doing it yourself...
Breakfast Club at Tiffany's
Carrie on Up the Khyber
American History X-Men
Malcolm xXx
The Big LebowSki Patrol
Se7en Brides for Seven Brothers
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids
Nosfera2001: A Space Odyssey
To Kill a MockingBird on a Wire
Chicken Run Lola Run
Three Men and a Babe
Three Men and a Little Lady and the Tramp
A Nightmare on Elm Streetcar Named Desire
Notting Hills Have Eyes
The King and Pi
The Creature from the Black LaGoonies
Bugsy Home Alone
Donnie Darko Crystal
Godfather of the Bride
9 1/2 Weekends at Bernie's
The Parole Officer and a Gentleman
The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Highlander that Time Forgot
Boyz N the Parenthood
Throw Momma from the Trainspotting
Pirates of the CaribBeing John Malkovich
Battleship PotemKindergarten Cop
Species All That
I Know What You Did Last Summer Holiday
El Cid and Nancy
East is East of Eden
Ferris Bueller's Face/Off
Finding NeMo' Money
Peter Panic Room
Stuart Little Women
American GigoLogan's Run
Kesident Evil
Runaway Bride of Chucky
Night of the Living Dead Poets Society
Dude, Where's my Carlito's Way?
Who's that Girl, Interrupted?
There's Something about Mary Poppins
Don't Look Who's Talking Now
Ed Wood Scissorhands
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Dirty Dancing with Wolves
Some Like it Hobbit
Harry Potter and the Sword in the Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Lies
Harry Potter and the Birdman of Alcatraz
Bus 174 Weddings and a Funeral
Best in Showgirls
Return of the King Ralph
Withnail and I, Robot
RoboCopland
Ah... I kill me.
When you've got your sides stitched up you may want to have a look at this