This is the first stop on your trip, watch out for Erik Estrada, he'll be trying to make a comeback throughout your journey. Don't let him fool you though in his Aviator Shades and his CHiPS Uniform...Erik is a tricky son of a gun...If you're not quick he'll do another infomercial that you'll be forced to sit through at some point in your adult life.
Yo V.I.P. Kick it...
Vanilla Ice claims that his scene-stealing moves and master mixes made it possible for Eminem to be where he is today. What, no props for House of Pain? The "funky" white boy needs to take a closer look at the facts: he spent his career dressed like a gay American flag.
This fails to convince me that he influenced anyone except perhaps a float in the Pride Parade. If the look didn't work for MC Hammer, it certainly wasn't going to work for Vanilla Ice.
I can't help but think that the float would have been one Hell of a sight to see.
This Furry thing is not my Lover...
I remember going to see Captain E.O at Disneyland when I was a kid. It was so cool, so cutting edge.
People waited for HOURS to see this 3-D Adventure starring Michael Jackson and a bunch of Furry things. I don't remember the plot to well, It's been a few years since I saw Captain E.O. last. Right before Disneyland pulled it (after something like 15 years) and replaced it with Honey, I Shrunk the Audience...in case you're wondering where Rick Moranis's career went.
Anyway, I think Captain E.O. and his fuzzy friends have to save the planet or something like that...Of course they get the job done and Captain E.O. and his friends retreat off to some faraway destination where he has his way with the fuzzy creatures and lives happily ever after...since they can't talk, they can't sue.
Now that you have an idea about what you are about to experience, go grab yourself a JOLT cola & a bowl of Count Chocula and get ready to have flashbacks worse then the last time you dropped acid
