The Felch Files
A new entry on the bulletin board, thanks to Hemner and me...
Felch. A term that few know, and the few are horrified. Can such a thing truly exist? What strange things do people do to one another? WHY??
Maybe we'll learn, maybe we won't. But we shall take the journey anyway.
What IS "Felch?" A disease?? A state of well-being?? What IS IT??
Are you sure you want to know? What will you do when you learn the truth behind the "Felch?" So be it...You'll take your chances.
The thing called "Felch" is quite possibly the worst term that has ever existed. How can something dealing with gay anal sex be anything but bad?
"A gay activity which I do not condone at all. It happens when one fag fucks another fag in the ass and then sucks the jizz out with a straw. Only included for those of you who are considering going to jail." It does not necessarily have to be done with a straw, so says the Big Book of Filth...
Lo, and behold! the one cursed with the last name that remains unknown to her. What great misdeed befell her family to force them to bear such an abominable name? WHY??
