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Actual Documentations Found in Patient Records

    *Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

    *On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.

    *The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

    *Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

    *Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

    *The patient refused autopsy.

    *The patient has no previous history of suicides.

    *Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

    *Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

    *Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

    *She is numb from her toes down.

    *While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

    *The skin was moist and dry.

    *Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

    *Patient was alert and unresponsive.

    *Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

    *She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

    *Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

    *Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

    *The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

    *The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

    *Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

    *Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

    *Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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