Page 4: Buttons for Black Backgrounds
| It's too bad civil war uniform buttons weren't made of biodegradable material. If that were the case, fewer people would need to spend time with metal detectors. |  |
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| I once heard a guy say, "Hey button your lip!". That was kinda dumb because lips don't have buttons. |  |
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| If they can teach chimps to push buttons, why can't they get a guppy to clear a clogged drain? |  |
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| I once tried to use buttons as currency at the grocery. I did not receive "Service with a Smile". |  |
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| Some buttons, string and a hanger might be used to make a nice wind chime. But then again, I enjoy the sound of a spoon caught in the garbage disposal. |  |
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I'm not quite sure how I feel about people who whistle in public restrooms (not a button comment). |  |
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