WARNING: This is not a Boston Qualifier. This is a semi-organized event. Big Bertha, and John D. Clark will be invited so be sure to wear your best running attire (color co-ordinate at your own risk). The Governor has wisely declined any affiliation with this group.
Restrictions: Men, and Women only. No children under 6 will be allowed to compete in this event. They may attend as guests of honor; but will not be allowed out on the treachorous trails of Delaware. Fast runners discouraged, but if you're coming from California or Texas, we'll make an exception. However, being an Official Slug event you will not be allowed to break 4 hours for 50K……I promise. As always,
extra credit provided to those taking longer than seven hours to complete the course!
Location: Delaware. Right between Maryland and the Atlantic Ocean on all U.S Maps made after 1801. Specific directions sent to confirmed victims.
Aid: Pond water and stale bread, PLUS;
Da' Hitman's Three-Course Finisher's(Champion's) Meal; Homemade Chili (bring fire extinguisher, baking soda, etc.), Crackers, and Liquid Grain (Carbohydrates). We’ll be on a forested, well marked trail and you’ll have access to your vehicle/handler at approximately 5K intervals (each loop). This will be an Easy Run, and a good first time event for prospective ultrarunners.
Awards: All Slugs will finish and will receive trinket. All finishing non-Slugs will be welcomed, initiated and given the World-Famous Black, Team Slug T-Shirt.
The TSI governing body has stated that it is a National Honor to wear this shirt. If you are non-honorable we may not give you one.
Donations:
_____$500 – All fast runners and Female ex-marines.
_____$10 – Chief Slug Running Man & his merry band of misfit slugs
_____$10 – Slugs from Hell (F.O.C. “Friends of Claude”) /RFH
_____Free – Sir Edward Carlson and the Rocky Mt Slugs
***DO NOT SEND ENTRY FEE WITH APPLICATION; YOU MUST BE CONFIRMED***
MOST SPECIAL NOTE: While there are no specific Rules; they are ,of course, subject to change. As always, TSI offers a full money-back guarantee.
Slug Mail to: John "Da'Hitman" Harper, 240 Beechwood Avenue, Dover, DE 19901
E-mail, Website: teamslug1@comcast.net ,
Team Slug Webpage
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Slug / Non-Slug; T-Shirt size: M / L /XL
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*I understand to run this distance is dangerous and ridiculous.
Surely, I must be able to find something better to do, on this beautiful fall morning. The RD has advised me not to do it. I choose to do it of my own free will, and hold no other person or party responsible/liable for injury except for myself:
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