Magmus "scoop" Deltoid

says: "you can not put a price on spoon salvation

but $100 is a good start"

Hi there, and welcome to the official website of the International Church of Spoons, and yes mr taxman we are a church.

if this is your first time to the site then welcome stranger, have a seat, grab a pamphlet, we'll be with you in just a second to tell you all about the ICS.

Now im sure alot of you would like to know what the ICS is and what they do, well not many of you would realise that there is alot more to spoons then using them to eat red jelly and play a tune with, yes thats right, in fact our leader Magmus "scoop" Deltoid has used spoons to discover the secrets of life, that have baffled other religions for hundreds of years (except for L. Ron Hubbard, but hes dead now so who's smarter now hey?....... yeah thats what we thought)

Our great leader Magmus "scoop" Deltoid has commited his life to spreading the word of spoons, and asked for little in return, only that you listen to what he has to say, respect his beliefs, and pay a small monthly fee to ensure your safety on the day of Spoon Doom.

And finally he asks that you respect one rule while visiting us, and that is:

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