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Interesting Facts

According to Guiness, the longest recorded bout of hiccups lasted for 65 years!
Your brain uses 40% of the oxygen that enters your bloodstream!
Approx. 8,000 Americans are injured each year by musical instruments.
Did you know that if an average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long on the day he passed away?
There are 9 muscles in your ear!
More babies are born in September than any other month of the year!
This is hard to believe but drunk ants always fall over on their right side! But, who has ever seen a drunk ant?
The oldest person in the U.S. to be issued a driver's license was 109 years of age!
This should raise you know what... The Pentagon spent 50 million bucks on Viagra for American troops and retirees in year 1999.
Ruf! The average American dog will cost its owner approx. 14,600 smackaroos over its lifetime! Ouch, now that sum has gotta hurt!
Now, does anyone know what a ergasiophobe is? Well, it is someone who's afraid of work..... I wonder if that is considered a disability?
Okay, are you guility of this... Researchers state that 1 in 4 persons admit to snooping in their host's medicine cabinet! Shame of you!
Okay... now this could also pertain to some people I know, but goldfish have a memory span of 3 seconds.... makes you wonder... oh damn! I forgot what I was going to say next.

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