Milly Breakthrough as 102nd Poster Sighting Jogs Memory
UTTER SATURATION AND DEVOTION OF RESOURCES HAS DESIRED EFFECT

Surrey Police and the national media were vindicated last night, as their campaign of utter public saturation, to the exclusion of all other similar cases, led to a vital breakthrough in the search for missing schoolgirl Milly Dowler.

It seems that Indhra Gafur, 40, realised that she might indeed have some vital information regarding the case, upon seeing a ‘Missing’ poster in the window of her local kebab shop. It was the 9th time she had seen that particular poster, and the 102nd poster she had seen since Milly went missing over 3 months ago.

“Obviously I have seen a these posters before – they are in virtually every shop window on the high street – but I had never really thought anything more of them” said Ms Gafur. Likewise, the daily radio, television and newspaper coverage had registered with her, but failed to trigger any recognition or memory – until her 102nd poster sighting, that is.

“I was walking past the kebab shop on North Street, and I noticed the Milly Dowler poster, as I had done many, many, many times before. Then suddenly it hit me. I had seen something strange the day she was meant to have gone missing. A girl in a school uniform being dragged into a car – registration B79 AOM, by a blond haired man, with crooked teeth and a spider’s web tattoo on his left forearm. She was screaming and fighting him. But I thought nothing of it.”

Acting on this information, police have been able to open up a brand new line of enquiry, which they strongly believe will lead to the apprehension of Milly’s kidnapper. Ms Gafur commented yesterday “It almost makes me wonder whether there wasn’t something suspicious about that slightly less apple-cheeked, middle-class looking girl I saw being forcibly abducted a few weeks back. Still, I haven’t seen any posters or newspaper appeals about her, so I assume it was nothing.”