orange
i want the world.
it should be pink.
the world is pink.
i want it pink.
with you
it is my destiny
to live in harmony.
questions
i think? who knew.
the sky? so blue.
life sad? so true.
the cows? they moo.
gotta go
my pants 'round my ankles,
they aren't the shackles
holdin' me by the toilet
while from my body my piss gets.
gaah
they're sooo mean!
worse movies i've seen
with dogs and pig pens
makin' love to the hens.
boo
in a tall blue glass sitting by me,
water, water, the bird will see.
i have very little left of money
after the pot market dove into the sea.
crown
my love is a locket,
bright blue eye socket.
the birds like to sing,
like me, you are my king.
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napster
napster is da bomb.
too bad 'bout the gov'ment.
they dropped it in its tomb
'cuz music kids lent.
refrain:
naapster, i miss you, naaaaaapster.
toes
i'm glad i'm not a girl.
aren't you glad you not a girl?
they gotta wear nail polish,
which makes their cute toes delish.
rhyme all reason
blue pens are my fave.
they work great all the time.
my ideas on paper they save.
oh look, i made a rhyme.
purple
what's wrong with bein' homo?
they jus' livin' their life.
hey, are you a gayo?
hell no, i got me a wife.
little sister
the rest of everything can be one big ellipses.
you won't be finding any funniness
how can a sad, lonely little girl be funny?
i mean, she doesn't have much money.
truth
club crackers are so good.
we love this food.
so yummy and buttery,
this isn't just flattery.
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