well... the band isn't real.

What?

yeah, i made it up one night when i couldn't sleep.

What are you talking about?

look: "thursday, the twenty-sixth of july, two thousand-one. stuff is happening, but i'm not participating. i told my friend this guy's life story. nothing else? aggh. i cannot sleep. i should write a song. it'll go, 'i want the world/ it should be pink/ the world is pink/ i want it pink.' it's a song about caterpillars. people automatically think that the song is good because i used /'s to separate the lines. they vaguely rhyme too. 'it is my destiny/ to live in harmony.' i made up a band to sing these songs. they're called 'the steel puppies'. it isn't going to be capitalized, like e. e. cummings. i think that's cool."

And you wrote all those songs?

yes, i did, over the next couple nights.

And you made up band members and their bios?

yeah, i did.

You spent all this time on a fan page for a band that doesn't exist?

yup.

What's wrong with you?

did you like it?

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