nice guy
why must you leave her?
you're a big jerk.
you hurt her forever.
what a fat jerk.
refrain:
oooooooh…. etc.
cat
do you ask me the question?
there isn't any answer to give.
i can only say this:
you have nine lives to live.
refrain:
meow!
eyes
there is a tree.
you see, you see?
gives fruit for free.
you see, you see?
refrain:
i'm blind
loser
i should call you a bat.
you're a coward, a fool.
i can never call you "phat."
'cuz you are so not cool.
refrain:
moo……? and so on.
petals
too bad these flowers are real,
the fake ones i like to feel
because when we touch the fakes,
they don't wilt for our sakes.
bang
all people have shining
like a cloud's silver lining
a lovely blue star
when a bullet arrives in their heads
from a gun afar.
refrain:
owie, i got a boo-boo!
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ballpark
they plump when you cook 'em.
but when they were alive…
you can hardly fanthom
how much garbage made them say, yum yum!
refrain:
the raccoon man can
cool whip
what could i like better,
today or whenever
i thought, i said,
than that deep, that lovely, that red.
refrain:
is it love? no, it's strawberries.
run
oooh, it's gotta come out.
i'm about to give a shout.
run fast, like i'm tryin' to flee,
but really, i just gotta pee.
refrain:
ahhh, that feels so good!
drip
paper, paper on the wall,
who's the cleanest at the mall?
i don't want to know at all
'cuz they replace the toilet paper just once
in the fall.
refrain:
what's that drip?
tap
don't look, don't look!
at the water you drink,
don't look, don't look!
it's worse than you think.
lost
mayflowers in june,
they dance to my tune
'cuz their beauty's to waste gone
with lots of prettier ones along.
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