fart
i think you're so great.
and then you look right into my eyes.
no shoes or sky, it's at me straight.
good! you missed my butt's sighs.
oink
how vulgar, you pig.
oink oink, you reply.
ugh, you make me sick.
oink oink, you cry.
babe
i'm eating bacon in the morning,
ham 'n' cheese at noon,
pork chops gobbled at evening,
gotta kill another pig soon.
refrain:
i'm hungry.
ken
and so i babble,
take away the pen.
i'm not like the rabble,
rather boring like barbie and ken.
cow kiss
there's an empty gift bag in the corner,
my girlfriend's, from that mysterious foreigner.
it's wrinkled and empty now
'cause she returned the purse of skin from cow.
refrain:
she's a cow-lover.
irish
something's run dry,
like an old riverbed.
my heart's 'bout ready to die
'cuz alcohol's good for me head.
refrain:
we're out of BEER.
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small tip
a bowl of salty peanuts,
a greasy box of wings.
old ashtray full of dead butts,
waiting for the onion rings.
refrain:
boy the service is slow!
soy
i gotta bunch of paper boxes.
really, they're more like buckets.
makes drool even the foxes,
Chinese food is the bestest.
u-g-l-y
all the roses 'round the garden
and all the king's horses and men
can't make me feel like dancin'
when ugly people come a-prancin'.
refrain:
down with the ugly people!
banana
cheese alert, cheese alert!
you won't guess who's comin' over!
ernie and his best friend bert!
they attract adults that're slower.
for the ladies or uncle marley
i gotta star on my finger.
i gotta bird in my tree.
i gotta real big pecker.
i'll letcha view for a fee.
tesseract
i like them bananas hot.
i like them apples cold.
if you can get me a lot,
look, i'll make time fold!
refrain:
OOOOeeeeeOOOOeeee
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