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Hey, check this out. Instead of a bunch of questions purely about what you think about MY site, and MY own little thoughts, and ME in general, I’m adding this wonderfully high tech little test for YOU, my precious little friends. I love you guys. Without y’all, no one would ever come to my site except for me. And that would REALLY be not cool. So here’s your chance to find out without having to actually try how cool I would think you are. And for those of you that have traveled from some other state or time period where “cool” isn’t exactly a good thing, let me translate into words that are timeless and universal. Find out how SUPAFLY you are! Right now!
All ya gotta do is give yourself 5 points for every single question you answer “True” on. On the sheet of paper next to you and that number 2 pencil or a green pen (because this high tech stuff can only read those two things…) tally the number of questions you get 5 points on. At the end, add up how many you got right, and multiply by 5, because, duh, that’s how much each correct question is worth. Then the next time you see me, tell me what you got. Or lie about it because you’re so embarrassed about the lowness of your score. Whatever makes you happy. And I’m not being lame or sarcastic when I call this method of checking your coolness high tech. To me it is pretty high tech, ‘cause I don’t actually have to do any work. And you get your results immediately. Now that’s high tech. Ok, time to get started. Just read the questions, and answer “True” or “False” depending on what applies to you, and, oh yeah, don’t forget to have fun! And by the way, whenever I say “you” I mean YOU not me. When I say “I”, I mean ME not you. It’s like I’m sitting here saying stuff about you, and you’re telling me if they’re lies or the beautiful truth. |