Only those inanimate objects and floating bull heads that speak English with bad German accents can represent German aggression inoffensively.

Here's another inanimate object. This one doesn't have a noticeable accent, and it (offensively) represents pansiness instead of aggression.

How did young German babies grow up to be such aggressive jerks? They were brought up properly .That's how.

I'm American, so I'm far more apathetic than I am aggressive.

Well, I'm generally not violent. But I promise nothing in the face of the inane.