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I'VE SEEN SOME OF THESE ON CHURCH SIGNS BUT WHEN YOU READ THEM ALL, IT BECOMES A REAL LESSON. SO READ ON AND SEE IF SOME OF THESE DON'T MAKE YOU STOP AND THINK!


* A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.

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* A family altar can alter a family.

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* A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

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* Are you wrinkled with burden?

* Come on into Church for a faith lift!

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* God's last name is NOT Damn!

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* Be ye fishers of men.

* You catch them and He will clean them.

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* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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* Do your best and then sleep in peace.

* God is Awake.

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* Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

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* Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

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* Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!

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* Fear knocked.

* Faith answered.

* No one was there.

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* For all you do, His blood's for you!

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* Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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* Give God what's right, not what's left!

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* Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.

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* God doesn't call the qualified,

* He qualifies the called.

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* God doesn't want shares of your life;

* He wants controlling interest!

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* God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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* God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!

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* God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

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* Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!

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* He who angers you, controls you!

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* He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

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* He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!

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* If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats!

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* In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!

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* Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

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* Man's way leads to a hopeless end!

* God's way leads to an endless hope!

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* Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

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* Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!

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* Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.

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* Plan ahead.

* It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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* "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).

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* Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!

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* Read The Bible..

* It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!

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* The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

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* The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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* This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!

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* To be almost saved is to be totally lost.

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* Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!

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* WARNING:

* Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!

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* Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!

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* We don't change the message, the message changes us.

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* We set the sail;

* God makes the wind.

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* We're too blessed to be depressed.

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* When God ordains, He sustains.

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* Wisdom has two parts:

* 1) Having a lot to say.

* 2) Not saying it.

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* Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.

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* You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

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