This is the page for the polls, where you can vote on various things. The one I just put up here now is for which of my friends is the craziest, lemme know what you think, and the winner will be posted and immortalized next week.

Week 1: Who's the Craziest?

   Well, the first week of the polls page is over, and I must say it's been a success. We had 23 votes tabulated and the winner was no surprise to those who know her. Yes, Tina dominated the polls from Day 1 straight up to Day 7, she kicked some craziness poll ass. For those who care, the vote breakdown was as follows:

1st Place: Tina with 10 votes
2nd Place: Lori and Bri with 4 votes each (TIE)
3rd Place: Phil with 2 votes
4th Place: Mr McDonell, Laura, and Michelle with 1 vote each (TIE)
5th Place: Everyone Else with 0 votes each. (TIE)

Week 2: What Next?

   Ok, so Week 2's poll ran a bit longer than scheduled.....ok....4 days longer than scheduled, but I was disappointed with the lack of votes on sunday, so I didn't update.....well....that and I'm a lazy bastard too....

   Here are the results for those who care.

1st Place: Quote of the Week/Month with 6 votes.
2nd Place: Nothing, The Page is Perfect with 2 votes. (I didn't vote for this one myself, I swear!)
3rd Place: Organize Quotes Better, Join Webrings, and Frames with 1 vote each. (TIE)
4th Place: Everything Else with 0 votes each. (TIE)

   So it looks like I'll be putting up a quote of the week section, with votes for a monthly champion.

Week 3: What To Do With Us?

   Well, there was an interesting.....and suspiciously Brad-like turn out for our poll this week where it was decided what should be done with us. The results are below in case any of you people actually care.....but you don't care....you never care....that's why you will all be removed when our World Domination League takes over....and then the world will be a better place....yes......

1st Place: Attack us with pointéd sticks! with 5 votes.
2nd Place: Send us porno spam! with 4 votes. (Brad....is this your doing?)
3rd Place: Worship us! with 2 votes. (All hail Bri! All hail Bri!)
4th Place: Lock us away in tiny rooms!, Shock therapy to normalize us!, and Run, run away from us! with 1 vote each. (TIE)
5th Place: Everything else with 0 votes each.

Week 4: Who gets a shrine?

   Holy whopping shit Batman! There was a tremendous turnout for this week's poll, and I couldn't be prouder of my little site. It's fantastic to think that we'd even have over 100 visitors in two short weeks, forget 101 that voted!

   Anyways, it all came down to the final weekend really. Bri had been coming on extremely strong since day 1, but Tina proved herself worthy with an enormous voter turnout at the very last minute to somehow blow her out of the water. Lets just say some real-life tensions have begun to occur as mudslinging about cheating and spamming mailing lists to vote for them has erupted, but I refuse to allow them to fight out their differences in a battle royale.....at least until I acquire a video camera, 3 tons of jello, 3000 "Admit One Only" tickets like they have at carnivals, and a liquor license for the event.

   The vote breakdown was as follows:

1st Place: Tina with a whopping 57 votes!
2nd Place: Bri with a whopping 22 votes!
3rd Place: Marya with a whopping 8 votes!
4th Place: SuperKnife with a whopping 5 votes!
5th Place: Laura, Michelle, and Mr McDonell with whopping 2 votes each! (TIE)
Honourable Mentions: Lori, Phil, and Rob, with definately not whopping 1 vote each. (TIE)

   Well, the good fight has been fought, and I will soon have a Tina shrine up and running. In all fairness to Bri, who was winning for most of the poll, I shall also prepare a Bri shrine to be released on the same day. Onto next week!

Week 5: Which sin is best?

   This was a great poll, and it had a great turnout, just as I would expect for anything having to do with the SEVEN DEADLY SINS: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! But back to the actual information you need. This was a very successful poll, with a close race between Sloth, Wrath, and Lust at the beginning, but by the middle of the year or so, the future winner pulled ahead of the crowd by a longshot. And for the record, I don't care how many time she voted, yes, I blame Tina for the outcome of this poll. Have a nice day....you bad, bad, BAD people you.

1st Place: Lust with a whopping 45 votes!
2nd Place: Wrath with a whopping 27 votes!
3rd Place: Sloth with a very close to whopping 26 votes!
4th Place: Pride with a crappy 5 votes!
5th Place: Gluttony with a pathetic 4 votes! (Don't overdo it people)
Dishonourable Mentions: Greed and Envy with only 1 vote each. But those ones are so fun people! FUN!!!!

Poll 6: Rob? Become Horny?

   Rob isn't horny. This is a quality that all four of his ex-girlfriends have noticed and could confirm for anyone who wanted a direct answer from someone who would know. Abnormally not horny. He seems to avoid the mere thought of sex like it were the dreaded Black Plague of many centuries before that swept across Europe killing millions upon millions of poor peasants. He avoids it like the Black Plague people!

   The aforementioned females, well, some of them, have taken it upon themselves to fix this problem, at any cost. Well....maybe not ANY cost, but they're willing to try nonetheless. They will use methods of torture, they will trigger his instant mental images by saying "Lesbians" alot, they will attempt to flash him and then call him an idiot when he turns away, they will mention their cleavage at every possible opportunity and point it out should his lazy eyes happen to wander to it for a millisecond. These are the methods they will use, and there are more, but some are not suitable for this website.

   Click below to vote on your choice of the optimum method of making Rob horny. Your feedback will be greatly appreciated Tina and Jessimine Inc.