Random Quotes
May da Schwartz be wit' youuuuuuublblblblblblblblbshhhhhhhhh...
-Yogurt, Spaceballs
"What is your name?"
"King arthur"
"What is your quest?"
"To find the Holy Grail."
"What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?"
"English or african?"
"I don't know AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!"
-Creepy old wizard to King arthur, Monty Python and the Holy grail
"No sir I did not see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"
-Colonel sanders to Dark helmet, Spaceballs
"Why can't i see Alcatraz?"
"This is Horrible, it's a horrible view!"
"You know Clint eastwood escaped from there."
"It's like trying to look at it through you grandma's old Ford windshield. What are we 70,000 feet from it? I can see it better standing here, than looking through this aluminum tube."
-Mike, Kevin, Toby, and kevin again from DC Talk trying to look at alcatraz through telescopes, Narrow is the road: the dc Talk tour
"Yeah, ooh ahh that's how it always starts. Then there's running and screaming."
-Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm on Jurrassic park 2, The lost world.
"Don't call me Junior!"
-Harrison ford as indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last crusade
"The chameleon, the only creature whose left eye has no idea what it's right eye is doing."
-Animals are beautiful people
"Lone starr, I am your father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roomate."
"And that makes us..."
"Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet (Rick moranis)to Lone starr (Bill Pullman), Spaceballs
"My name is Major, Benson, winniferd, Payne! I am your new commanding officerrrrr"!
-Major payne (Damon wayans), Major Payne
"Welcome, to the house of payne."
-Major Payne
"I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more."
-Benny to O'connel (Brendan frasier) as O'connel beats him up trying to get answers to his questions, The mummy
"What are we suppose to do with the cities and such. We can't all just run away into the jungle like you did."
"Move."
"Where?"
"Out of my way."
-Cuba gooding Jr. and anthony hopkins, Instinct
"Hey O'Connel! It looks to me like i have all the horses!!!"
"Hey benny! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!!!"
-Benny and O'connel, The Mummy
"You can take our cars, and you can take our cell phones, but you cannot take our dreams!
"Yeah! Cause we're like sleeping when we have them!"
-Doug and steve Butabi (aka the Roxbury guys), Night at the roxbury
"I live!!!"
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-Mushu (Eddie murphy)as he wakes up, Mulan
"Ha ha! Didn't think I could do that did you? I'm not gonna kill you... I'm just gonna kick your ---!"
-James Carter (Chris Tucker) after he takes a gun away from a bad guy, Rush Hour
"Tell your friends about me!"
-Batman
-Chris Tucker after the previously described scene
"Just for the record, if i don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification."
-O'Connell after a nice lecture on mummification, The Mummy
"Fifty millon dollars?! Who'd you think you kidnapped, Chelsea clinton?"
-Chris Tucker, Rush hour
"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, Mr. O' Connel! But i am proud of what i am!"
"And that is?"
"I... am a librarian."
-A very drunk Evelyn to O'Connell, The mummy
"I'm not an alien!"
-Crow about Exiter (a big foreheaded guy), Mystery Science theater 3000 the movie: This island earth
"Than I cram my ophipositer down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest, but i'm not an alien!"
-Same thing as previous quote
"Eat my photons smallheads!"
-Brach (another big headed alien), Mystery Science theater 3000 The movie: This Island Earth
"What have they got in there? King kong?"
-Ian Malcolm (Jeff goldblum), Jurassic Park
"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs..."
"Dinosaurs eat man- Woman inherits the earth."
-Malcolm and doctor Satler (Laura dern), Jurassic park
"You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything!"
-Malcolm concerning Dr. Satler sticking her arm in a pile of Triceraptops dung, Jurassic Park
"All major theme parks have delays. When disneyland opened, nothing worked!"
"Yeah, but if the pirates of the Carribean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists."
-John Hammond (Richard Attenbourough) and Malcolm, Jurassic Park
"We're always shocked when we find leg irons with no legs in 'em, aren't we?"
-Sam Gerrard (Tommy Lee jones), The Fugitive
"No one could have survived that! The man is dead!"
"That oughta make him easy to catch!"
-"Cosmo" and Gerrard, The Fugitive (concerning Richard Kimble (Harrison ford) jumping off a dam
"He's fish food!"
"Alright. Go get a K-Pole and catch the fish that ate him."
-A cop and Gerrard concerning the previous subject, The fugitive
"The figure that stood in the doorway was not an enemy. No it was far worse- it was his mother..."
-The Ape that Guards the Balance by Elizabeth Peters (from the point of view of ramses emerson concerning his mother, Amelia)
"Crocodiles can't survive in saltwater"
"Well that can be your little secret..."
-The Cop guy and Oliver platt, Lake placid
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