>>the words<<
"I let him think for a while,
'cause I knew he had the answer. I knew it was a good answer and
he was going to tell it to me. 'Cause when you ask a question,
you expect an answer because that's the way it works. Question,
answer---answer, question. If he gave the answer, I'd have to
come up with a question. That would be Jeopardy. That's wrong."
~Colin Mochrie, "Narrate"
"Fun fact: You know, Colin,
in 1964, I received my draft notice to go to Vietname. Unfortunately,
I was five years old." ~Ryan Stiles, "Songs of the
Traveling Salesman"
"I'm a great blue whale and
I live undersea
I'm having problems with my wife and me.
She always talks about old boyfriends
It really makes me sick.
Well, how the hell could I compare
With a guy named Moby Dick?"
~Colin Mochrie, "Marital Problems" Hoedown
"Remember what the good book
says--Luke 19:41. 'Go on, give it a squeeze.' And the Lord
did say, 'Go on and give it a squeeze', and if it does
not squeeze good, then will not good come out of it?" ~Colin
Mochrie, "Whose Line?"
"Hey, he's the Grand Poohba
of Nackenmuffin..."
"Snackatoba!"
"Oh, it's so easy! I was never good at geography!"
~Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, "Improbable Mission"
"Come to Florida and die!"
~Colin Mochrie, "Rejected State Songs" from "Scenes
From a Hat"
"Sylvia, can you sing a hoedown?
This is going to be noisy." ~Ryan Stiles, "What Women
Say to Each Other In the Bathroom During the Whose Line? Intermission"
from "Scenes from a Hat"
"He fit the description of
the man I was looking for. 6'5"...4'2" naked. Well,
when he was naked, he stood like this. I was gonna go undercover.
I was gonna try and look like I needed a haircut." ~Colin
Mochrie, Narrate
"You know, in the 1970's
when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy
Funk Band...until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled
from school." ~Colin Mochrie, Greatest Hits--Songs of
the Dogwalker
{the man}
{the faces} {the
appearances}
{the words} {the
names} {the fan writings}
{the thank yous} {the
links} {the objects of the moment}
{the guestbook} {the webmistress}
{the official MS keepers list}
{the awards awarded to MS} {the
award you can win}
{home}
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