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Colin Mochrie's Filmography: Improv All-Stars

*all pictures captured by Gayle*

Some memorable Colin quotes from the show: (all painstakingly transcribed by me!--the lines in bold are Colin's)

Do you know what a number is?
Do I look like a complete idiot?
Do you want a real answer to that?
Greg Proops and Colin Mochrie, "Questions Only"

Hi, we'll be back to the missing letter production of The Cont of Monte Cristo in just a second.
Colin Mochrie, "Greatest Hits-Songs of the Chef"

I had such a great meal today!
Food, right?
Yes.

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, "Greatest Hits--Songs of the Chef"

"You know, Saul...uh, Colin...it is Colin, isn't it?"
"Yes, it is."
"I don't know why I called you Saul."
"Well, because, that's my...Egyptian name."

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, "Greatest Hits--Songs of the Chef"

Just makes me feel like waxing something!
Why don't you start with that big nose?

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, "Greatest Hits--Songs of the Chef"

It is 41 41 42....It is $96.14!
$96.63
.14
Oh, whatever!

Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles, "Questions Only--Songs of the Chef"

You know....oh, I thought you knew!
Colin Mochrie, "Greatest Hits--Songs of the Chef"

I'll count three, you turn around and I'll shoot.
Well, that don't seem too sportin'-like, but since you have an honest head...I mean, face...

Colin Mochrie and Drew Carey, "Film, TV and Theatre Styles--western"

For example, if I ask for a color--red--and of course, the question to that is "what is a book after you've finished with it"...
Colin Mochrie, explaining how to play Celebrity Improv Jeopardy

Don't bug the host.
Colin Mochrie, Celebrity Improv Jeopardy

My name's Jerry, I'm a California highway patrolman, and I have a tasty salsa coating.
Thank you for that...

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, Celebrity Improv Jeopardy

Roosters taste good in citrus.
Colin Mochrie, Celebrity Improv Jeopardy

You're an idiot, aren't you?
Colin Mochrie (to Kathy Kinney), Celebrity Improv Jeopardy

...lived in sumptuous surroundings while poor little Ralph lived in a shack in a burlap underwear thing.
Colin Mochrie, Storytelling

Now this is where the story starts to get weird.
Colin Mochrie, Storytelling

Four Wheaties in a Four-Wheatie box...true fact!
Colin Mochrie, Storytelling

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