SEASON THREE (CONT'D)
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LOVER'S WALK
Xander and Willow are walking through the schoolgrounds, discussing their upcoming double date with Cordelia and Oz.  Willow's voicing the fear that their significant others will find out about she and Xander's affair.
Xander: Okay, well, let me ask you this: what are they gonna know? That we're friends.  Old, old friends.  And maybe we've had one or two indiscretions, but that's all past.  Look.  We're just very good friends who like to hang out, and can I kiss your earlobe?
Willow: No! Well, okay. (jerks away) No! (holds up her PEZ witch dispenser) PEZ!
Xander: Maybe bowling may be too much to handle.  Man! (strokes her hair) I wish I wan't so attracted to you.  I wish we could make it all stop.
Willow: Any suggestions?
THE WISH
Cordelia wishes that Buffy had never come to Sunnydale, and is suddenly sucked into "Bizarro Land."  In this world, Buffy really DID never come to Sunnydale, and vampires (including Willow and Xander) rule the roost.
Cordelia: No.  No!  No way!  I wish us into Bizarro Land, and you guys are still together?!  I cannot win!
Xander: Probably not.  (vamps out) But I'll give you a head start.
Cordelia: (gasps) No! (She drops her bag and begins to run.)
Willow: I love this part.
(They kiss passionately, then Xander turns his attention to the chase.)
Xander: You love all the parts.
THE ZEPPO
Willow runs into Xander on the night of an apocalypse, while purchasing equipment at the magic shop.
Willow: I-I can't stay.  Buffy'll need this.  (She starts to leave, but then doubles back and gives Xander a tight hug.  She then lets go and looks up at him.)  I love you, Xander.
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