| SEASON TWO (CONT'D) |
| INNOCENCE After Willow catches Xander and Cordelia kissing, she runs out of the the library, visibly upset. Xander: Willow, come on! Willow: (stops and confronts him, shaking her finger) I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much. It's not natural! Xander: I know it's weird . . . Willow: Weird? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's Cordelia! Remember? The, the 'We Hate Cordelia' club, of which you are the treasurer? Xander: Look, I was gonna tell you. Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame? Xander: All right, let's overreact, shall we? Willow: But I'm . . . Xander: Willow, we were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much. Willow: No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me. (She runs off, leaving Xander to watch her leave.) |
| BECOMING PART TWO Xander: (to the comatose Willow) Come on, Will. Look, you don't have a choice here. You gotta wake up. I need you, Will. I mean, how am I gonna pass trig, you know? And who am I gonna call every night . . . and talk about everything we did all day? You're my best friend. You've always . . . I love you. |
| BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED When Xander's spell backfires, all the women in Sunnydale fall in love with him. Willow goes so far as to sneak into his room and surprise him by jumping up out of his bed clad in nothing but his shirt. Willow: I want you, Xander . . . to be my first. Xander: Baseman. Please tell me we're talking baseball. |
| PHASES Willow: Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah. 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho. |
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