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FIRST ORC TORTURING GOLLUM: Who has the Ring?
GOLLUM: I'ssss neversss tellssss! Neverssss!
FIRST ORC: WHO HAS THE RING?
GOLLUM: Youssss canssss torturesss meeee, but Gollum will neversss tellsss!
FIRST ORC: WHO HAS THE RING?
GOLLUM: BAGGINS!
SECOND ORC: That was easy. Why'd you tell?
GOLLUM: Gollumsss hatesss to hearsss questionssss three timesssss!
FIRST ORC: Where is Baggins?
GOLLUM: I'sss neversss tellsss! Neversss!
FIRST ORC: Oh, now do I REALLY have to ask you two more times?
GOLLUM: Goessss to Hell!
FIRST ORC: Fine! WHERE IS BAGGINS?
GOLLUM: My lipsssss are sealed!
SECOND ORC: Ah-ha! He asked you three times! You have to tell!
First Orc smiles in agreement.
GOLLUM (amazingly loses his sssss as he explains): No, no! The first question was 'Where is Baggins?' Then you asked 'Oh, now do I REALLY have to ask you two more times?' That opens up a whole new line of questioning that doesn't count toward the first line of questioning!
SECOND ORC: You know, he's right.
FIRST ORC: Damn!