Shoe Moon
I saw you standing alone
With some gay shoes on your feet
And some white socks of your own
Shoooeeee Moooon

Na Na Na Nan nan, na na na nan nann
I don't know
What's been said
But Sinton's boots
Are made of lead
I don't know
But I've been told
That Zico's boots
Are made of gold
Na Na Na Nan nan, na na na nan

Jim Harvey's having a party (repeat till either:
a) voice goes, or
b) arms drop off

Cockney Reds
We are here
Nan nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nahhhhh
oh

The Lilt Man
He is here
Drinks vodka
Instead of beer
The Lilt Man
He goes there
Drinking vodka
Everywhere