Today I spent my sunday by sleeping in...oh that was nice..I havent done that in a while and Playing Sim Theme Park on the PS2. I am not a video game player but at times Im hooked. I made a " vomit indusing " rollercoaster. Some how the game rates that negitively. not sure why but it was fun listening to the sounds of videoo game players puking. Doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun but I was taking it easy today. I am goinmg out in a little while to kick my boyfriend and our roomates ass in bowling... lol the tables my be turned with that comment made. Bad Karma. Bab Bad Tasha, dont count your eggs till there hatched. That reminds me of a joke my mom told me. A 3rd grade teacher told her students to go home and learn a proverb that can be used today in thier home life. The next day thje teacher ask suzy for her proverb. She replies " well, my family chicken farms and we sell are eggs at the local market. We loaded up the car with a basket of 2 dozen eggs and on the way to the market they fell on the floor and broke." The teacher says "what lesson did you learn." suzt tells her " dont put all your eggs in one basket" The teacher tells her she gets an A. Next she calls on Johnny. He says " My family is also chicken farmers but we sell our chicks" "we were figuring out the sale of the chickes nad counted are eggs into the figuring. and a dozen eggs didnt hatch." The teacher asks for the proverb learned and he replys "dont count your eggs until they hatch. Finally the teacher comes to little bobby and asked for his lesson learned. He tells her that his aunt suzan is in the army amd was flying over afganistan and her plane was shot down. He goes on to tell the teacher that aunt suzan only had a bottle of wiskey and a masetie as a weapon. as she parisuted down into afganistan she drank the wisky. She landed with 50 taliban around her. She killed 35 with the masetie and 15 with her bare hands. The teacher says "oh my what did you learn from that. Bobby says " dont fuck with aunt suzan when shes drunk...shes a real bitch. Kinda lame but i like it.
Shibit [8:51 PM]
I went to Dave Ramsey's Finacial peace seminar today and I am fired up!! It was very informative and alot of fun. I know some people might be saying finacial seminar how fun but if you have ever heard Dave Ramsey you know hes a funny guy. I can retire a well off with no worrys if i start now. No gimicks just truth about sayings. I am Fired up.
Shibit [11:40 PM]
I know I havent written in a while but I have good reason for this. Like I said in my about shibit I am a nanny and i had her for a week 24-7. No time or connection to write. Sorry Need the money more than the vise. I had a lot of fun with her though. Seeing the world through a 2 year old is really fun. I took her bowling for the first time and Chckie Cheese. We had a blast. It is nice though to go to sleep and not have to worry about being tuned in to a monitor or being waken up at 4am to tossing and turning of a child.
Shibit [8:48 PM]
Yesturday was the first real snow here in Columbia. It was so nice to see the snow falling and sticking to everything. It really made my day. Of course since I am a Floridian everyone here thinks im "so funny". I have been waiting for snow since winter started. My roomate (MR2) calls me the snow bird. Well anyway My boyfriends is from Tn so he is used to snow and it really doesn't excite him as much as me. I woke him up at 7am to tell him it was snowing. He raised up to look out the window then layed back down and said"that nice" and fall back to sleep. I made my very first snow man and had so much fun. I must tell you I have seen snow plenty of times before when i went skiing but never lived where it snowed. Thats why I am so over joyed at the sight of snow falling when I wake up.
Shibit [8:46 PM]
OK Kiddies here’s the blog for today. I am taking Red Cross First-Aid in College, and we are currently learning the Hymlic Maneuver . In a normal situation you have to ask are you ok if you come up on a victim. Because you are not sure what happened. Well to pass the Certification you have to ask a choking victim the same thing. OK now if I was choking and someone asked me "are you OK" I would think to my self What does it look like of course I'm not OK. After I recovered I may just have to comment on their stupidity. Of course in practice I will follow these guidelines to be certified but in real life if I see someone choking I am going to just skip that and ask if I can help them. That might sound stupid too but that’s how you don’t get sued and to me that’s not stupid
Shibit [6:00 PM]
well I kinda got out of the ticket. The Conditions are that I have my licence re-instated by 3/19 and the ticket will be droped. If I dont I have to go to trial and get probation. So guess what I am going to do...Get my licence re-instated. What the messed up thing is though is that I have to get a TN DL. Why this is mess up is that I have a FL DL and am going home to stay in 4 months. I will then have to get a FL DL once agian. TN court system is so messed up. I could go on and on about how stupid there system is. Today 90% of the people in court where there just to get a new court date. They stood in front of the judge just for him to say "You are charged with(insert Charge) your court date is (insert date) thank you" thats it how fucking redundent. You get a court date just to get a court date.Whey cant you just get the real date at the time of the arresting or ticket. Not to mention I was in court with real criminals there for murder and robbery. All in handcuffs. Another thing that is weird is if you want to go to traffic school here you have to go to court. Just to go before the judge say guilty and can I take traffic school. Why can you just go to a clerk and say you want traffic school instead of having to miss important things for nothing. It's so you have to pay court fines. They are blood suckers..these TN Bloodhounds. As you can tell I have been to traffic court a few times. Ihave lived here for a year and recieved 3 tickets already. In FL thats what I got over 3 years. Yea I have lead foot but TN speed limits are rediculas. 30mph in a non-residant area. Well enough ranting. Good night.
Shibit [11:36 PM]
Ok one hour and counting till I am crusified. I would just like to say I love you to my friends and family. Thanks for being their for me. And I am sorry I am not Jesus Christ cause I know you want me to be. LOL. No really I am ready. I am all dress nice and looking sharp. Maybe the judge will cut me some slack. Well I am off. tell you what happened later.
Shibit [12:39 PM]
I am going to court today for that suspended licence bull-shit, wish me luck. Hopefully I can weasel my way out of a fine.
Shibit [11:05 AM]
Today just for the hell of it I did a search, through dogpile, for Shibit, I learned some interesting facts about my allias. In Arabic it means Dill. You know the spice.
I should have listed porn mail on my list. I recieve atleast 5 emails aday concerning porn. Why on earth does this happen, I have never gone to a porn-site so I am wondering how on earth they get my email. It is really getting on my nerves. People who send you unsolicited porn mail always have to put something stupid as their subject. Today I got Hey I changed my screen name. Of course I didn't open it because I have told my friends to put their old screen name in the subject if that does happen. But that pisses me off that people use that. Somebody else may not have that system and open it. Of course if you do accidently open those emails than your going to get alot more because they see if you read them. I just wanted to vent. There's got to be somthing we all can do to stop this. Someone should come up with a porn blocker device.
Shibit [7:05 PM]