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The Evolution Of The Tamaki World Domination Cult's Plans
Thursday, 5 May 2005
Day One : Intro
Mood:  accident prone
Topic: Culthood
As you may have guessed, running a cult based on world-domination and evangelical predjudice against minorities is not easy... it takes a lot of work to keep it going. For instance, have YOU ever organised 1200 angry homophobic Aucklanders to walk down the street chanting a slogan that basically says "Enough is Enough" or "There is too much of everything except predjudice and hate".
Now wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. I am Brian Tamaki. People call me "Pastor, Bishop, Homophobe, That Sack Of Shit With The Greasy Hair, That Faggot-Hating Bastard Who Only Hates Gays To Cover Up The Fact That He Was Abused As A Child By His Father and of course, The Penis Loving/Cum Sucking Git"

Well, I'm getting myself all flustered. I was NOT abused by my father as a boy! (That was as a teenager, there's a difference... I gave my consent!)

So See you next time for another Entry into, The Tamaki/Destiny Cult World Domination Programme's Official Journal.

Posted by theforce2/pastor_bri at 7:47 PM NZD
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