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When the news broke that Charlie the gorilla was in trouble for smoking, I went into the city to interview local citizens on their own thoughts and opinions. The first person I approached was Mr. Ira Porman, a freelance streetwalker. The following exerpt was from the captivating interview:
Michele: So nice of you to talk with me Mr. Porman
Porman: Yeah nice, sandwich.
Michele: Excuse me? Back on track here, I see you have heard about the smoking gorilla, Charlie.
Porman: Hungry! I need food. Could use a good smoke.
Michele: Now, how do you feel about this smoking gorilla? A gorilla that smokes, Wow!
Porman: Got any mcmuffins?
Michele: Well there you have it folks! Mr. Ira Porman's view on Charlie, the smoking gorilla.
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