. . . . . . . . . Kyle is a 35 year old pharmasist from urguay. He enjoys long walks on the beach whilst admiring the grandure of tall, solid, blinking lighthouses. Kyles still appreciates good comic releif, his favorite cartoon is Gumby. Kyle discovered his love for the phalic objects of the world by pure chance when in Paris. Kyle was gazing upon the eiffel tower when he was first hit with that tingling feeling. Kyle discribes it as, "....it feels kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class." Join Kyle as he explores the exciting and vast world of "Phalic Infatuations"!