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This page is dedicated to dumb people, the dumb things they do/say and stupid links I got a kick out of.
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http://www.geekmetal.com/flash/thongsong.htm
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http://snoopyd.addr.com/11_8_bliss_2.htm
ok, the blazers are my favorite team too but damn, i dont think i would ever go to my prom dressed like i play for them.
Some people really have to much time on their hands
ok, ever wondered why adam eat the apple that eve gave him although he knew God said not to??
ohhhhh weeee........baby girl here was a miss florida contestant (she wasnt in the top ten, i wonder wat wrong with her, must be something on the inside cause she almost perfect on the outside)........but anyway, thanks goodness there are more like this and not like.... | | V
WHOA.......dont wanna see her back that ass up
Bahamian, Haitian & Jamaican joke (no offence)
A Bahamian, a Haitian and a Jamaican are in a bar down in Pinders Point one night having a cold beer. The Haitian drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, takes the beer bottle and breaks the glass to pieces....... He says "In Haiti our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same one twice" The Jamaican obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, throws his beer bottle and also breaks his glass to pieces. He says "In ah Jamaica we have so much sand on ah the beach to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either." The Bahamian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Haitian and the Jamaican and catches his glass. He says "In the Bahamas we has so much Haitians and Jamaicans that we ain't need to drink wit the same ones twice."
For those who like to club........
Watch how much you drink....this could be you.
Exercise the Brain (If you have one, if not, move on)
These are a series of questions that test ur common sense, DONT CHEAT
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions????? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors, East Germany or West Germany or in "no-man's land"?
You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute, then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator-You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
hmm.....i guess u dont remember reading "You are driving a bus from London...."
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