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October 2003

Broken X23 - 10/31/03 - 7:40 PM

Well I made another one. I went for a more realistic look this time so it looks a little better than my last one, although I don't think the script is as strong. Once again, keep in mind that these are done in Paint, with a mouse. It's hard to draw with a mouse. And I don't have $8,000,000,000 to shell out for Photoshop. This is as good as it's going to get.

Tonight is Halloween and I have work. Maybe we won't be so busy because everyone will either be out with their kids or at some party. That would be awesome. Or maybe they'll bring a party to us, which would make this the worst night of my life. The last thing I need is a million orders from obnoxious asses in dumb costumes. Costumes that are bursting at the seams trying to contain the bodies of our customers because they've been eating our burgers for so long. Then they'll get drunk and pass out in their lowriders and they won't leave until 7 in the morning.

RealityMeltdown - 10/30/03 - 10:30 PM

I've vomitted unto the keyboard and gotten better art than that. I'm hardly painting us into a corner, this is all we got ass, because that garbage isn't worth the byte it takes up.

Broken X23 - 10/30/03 - 8:07 PM

I've managed more independant updates than you have. All of yours involve some sort of insult. I won't even respond to your comment about putting more time into your reviews and essays because it's just so stupid. We could do a lot better if you'd end your little crusade with the goal of painting us into a corner.

I'm done with the excessive arguing. No more for me. Instead, I'll be jumping onto the web comic bandwagon. Here's our first one. Please note that I have no graphics software.

RealityMeltdown - 10/28/03 - 8:15 PM

Please! You barely update once a month if I don't insult you, you ass. And your reviews and essays are even farther between. I've spent more time doing all of mine that you have on all of yours, ass.

Oh, and look. Twice in one week. Bitch.

Broken X23 - 10/28/03 - 3:33 PM

We really need to get you into a support group. I said one sentence about how I hoped you could manage coming up with one update a week because you were dangerously close to breaking your promise and you spit out this string of bullshit? If anything you should be thanking me becuase you never would have updated at all if it weren't for me mentioning your name in my last update. I have a bunch of shit to do but I still manage to update. You act like it's hard to type one of these things. You've come up with entire essays in 5 minutes but you can't take 30 seconds out of your "schedule from hell" to do one update a week?

RealityMeltdown - 10/24/03 - 11:20 AM

Fuck you.

I'm here with the class and schedule from hell, which has likely been making me sick.

I'm sorry you couldn't take a break from making love to your new computer to update, but I've been busy. So fuck off, you asshole.

God I hate you.

Broken X23 - 10/24/03 - 8:25 AM

I sure hope Meltdown doesn't break his promise to update at least once a week. Not that I've been doing much lately either. I have an excuse though, sort of. Back with my old computer, I updated more often because working on this site was the only thing that computer was capable of doing. This computer can perform other tasks, such as word processing and displaying 3 dimensional objects on the screen, and I've been busy exploring those features. Because my last computer was so weak, I've also fallen way behind in games and I've been working feverishly to catch up, while also doing the occasional homework assignment or spending time at my shitty job which I hope to leave soon because it just sucks so much ball. My college has some sort of pact with FedEx that I may take advantage of. Maybe I'll even deliver something to your house. Be sure to wave if I do.

Anyway, all these games I'm wasting time on will surely lead to some reviews one of these days. If not, I'll try to think of something to do an essay on. Or just some random thing.

Broken X23 - 10/20/03 - 10:48 PM

I've had this new computer for a little over a week now so I think I'll go ahead and announce it. Except for the broken floppy drive they shipped it with, it's pretty hot.

RealityMeltdown - 10/15/03 - 12:45 AM

I'm having a rough week. Don't expect anything well thought out or with any real bite for a little while. I need to go sleep.

RealityMeltdown - 10/13/03 - 10:45 PM

Mindless twit!

As if anyone cares about you and your stupid computer. We'll simply wait around until you bring results. If you bring any. So get off your ass and get moving, asshole.

Broken X23 - 10/13/03 - 1:52 PM

Wow. Today is a historic date in the history of this website, everyone. Meltdown actually posted a message without any typos. Congratulations, asshole. You finally made it.

One other thing: fuck you. You didn't talk about your computer because you weren't there when you were waiting for it. You ordered it and then went on your little vacation. And I said nothing about my computer in that last post. I was just bitching about the mail. That's it. But since you mentioned it, I was tracking my computer today and I saw that it's in the very next city. Too bad they don't deliver anything on this meaningless holiday. Hopefully they'll get it to me tomorrow. I can't imagine why they wouldn't unless they're just being assholes. I mean, it's right there.

RealityMeltdown - 10/13/03 - 1:20 PM

For the last time, I only shopped there, ass. And if you'd note, I didn't even buy anything there over 5 dollars. My digging through the "going to be burned" section of clothing has about as much of a chance of singlehandedly sponsoring their evil empire as there is a chance of you shutting the fuck up. Angelfire pulled the service that the Messageboard runs on, namely, the CGI. However, they wont let us delete the directory, so it sits there, taunting me. Yelling obscenities at my back while I gnaw on these fine leather jackets.

Shut up about the progress of your computer. I didn't drone on and on about it when mine was being shipped. Frankly, I think you'll go into a coma after the shock of using a computer that isn't a total piece of shit... in your own home! No more crawling into other peoples houses to use their computers. Wait... that was for computers right? What? What?! You're sick, Broken. You're one sick fuck.

Broken X23 - 10/13/03 - 1:11 PM

Why would angelfire contact you? I didn't think they even knew about us. And why would we have to pay for something that you sort of made? Oh well. It's not like anyone even used that message board. But it was still kind of nice to have. Hey Meltdown, why don't you get The Gap to sponsor us?

I really wish mail was delivered today. Columbus Day has got to be one of the dumbest days ever, right up there with Valentine's Day and Halloween. I don't see why I can't get the day off when the Postal Service and Fed Ex does.

On an unrelated note, ever feel like smashing someone's head into a pole?

RealityMeltdown - 10/12/03 - 5:20 PM

I took down the messageboard. Angelfire has decided to spite me and my hard labor by demanding we pay for this breifly free service. So, until we get corporate funding, the messageboard is on hiatus.

RealityMeltdown - 10/12/03 - 5:15 PM

Fuk U.

Broken X23 - 10/12/03 - 4:33 PM

Yeah right. You don't spellcheck shit. You type everything as if you were trying to keep up with someone who was speaking it, then you take about 2 seconds to briefly skim over what you wrote, nod your head stupidly in approval, and hit the "Save" button. You're the reason no one takes us seriously. You'd think that someone going to a fancy bigshot college like yours would realize that "shrotly" and "a dn" aren't words, but no.

u, my friend, dum

RealityMeltdown - 10/10/03 - 11:50 PM

Alright, you ass. I've been trying to spellcheck. But no, you harp on me and my typing handicap. Ass. My essays had built up for years,a dn thus i could describe them shrotly, instead of your long winded crapfests. So shut up. Ass.

Broken X23 - 10/10/03 - 6:26 PM

Bullshit. My work is held to a much higher standard than yours. You don't even have the decency to spellcheck your crap! And I'm way ahead of you in reviews. Most of the E3 page is mine too. The only reason you had more essays is because you were pumping them out of your ass like little shit gerbils during those first few months. Too bad your ass doesn't do any quality control. Either of my first two essays have more material than all of your other ones combined. The only one you've written that's longer than 3 paragraphs (and the only one that makes any sense) is that guide to computers, and that one doesn't even count. You wrote that one for your friends at school, not for the site. You just posted it here to try and one-up me. If you want to do that, then maybe I should start posting everything I've written for my English class in our Essay section. All those little sweatshop workers would be heartbroken to know that the clothes they work so hard to make are being blissfully worn by someone as rotten as you.

By the way, everyone. The computer I ordered shipped today. Eat it, Meltdown.

RealityMeltdown - 10/10/03 - 11:15 AM

Me and my sweatshop induced clothing don't have to listen to this bullshit.

Look, word Nazi, I had a slight exaggeration, for dramitc effect. You do work below substandard. If your work was a house, it's would be in a town called hell, submerged in radioactive waste wil swarms of killer bees flying around, and it would basically be a rotting stick leaned against the side of some sort of barrel that formerly held carciogeneic waste. Thanks, ass. That stick is really going to keep out the bees and cancer.

Please, I've done nearly as many reviews, and certianly more essays than you. Definately more hate columns. And if I could afford more games, I would have them. As it stands, I still haven't beat Final Fantasty Tactics Advance; maybe we'll see a review once I do. Jackass.

Broken X23 - 10/09/03 - 10:36 PM

"You don't do any work at all. And what work you have done..." Way to contradict yourself, moron. I've added more content to this site than you have. Changing our color scheme doesn't count. And yeah, I know. You'll never be happy with our look. That's because your expectations are much higher than what your moronic ass could ever dream of creating. Here's an idea: maybe you should stop caring more about how we look than about the content we provide. Oh wait, sorry, I forgot I was talking to you. You're a whore. You're the kind of person who obsseses over the latest fashions being worn by our revolving door pop idols. You get a hardon every time Madonna "reinvents" herself (you also get a hardon for Madonna herself, even though she's pushing 60, but that's another story). You shop at the fucking Gap! So you go on ahead and keep trying to think of ways to take people's minds off our content and onto our graphics. Meanwhile, I'll be working on this review I started today.

RealityMeltdown - 10/09/03 - 1:35 PM

We haven't done that many. And it's not like I don't think you just don't do work on these updates. You don't do any work at all. And what work you have done is substandard for retarded monkeys incarcerated for fecal tendencies. And I'm not entirely happy with any of these images. Our current one is workable, maybe with a few changes... the colors and images; leaving the hardest part, the format, alone.

So anyway... fuck you. Ass.

Broken X23 - 10/08/03 - 11:51 PM

I update more often than you. I'll just leave it at that. And you seem to have missed my point (what a surprise). I DON'T WANT to update the look more often! It is POINTLESS to do that! We should pick one look and stay with it you graphics whore! The only purpose of these graphical overhauls is to give you an opportunity to bitch about how you do all the work. Of course that's because you won't accept any ideas but your own.

RealityMeltdown - 10/08/03 - 8:35 PM

Maybe if you actually updated now and again, or did any work of any kind whatsoever, I might move on!

And yes, we do seem to update the look every few months. If I wasn't doing all the work alone, we might have overhauls more often. A helper chimp does better work than you. So go to heck, you retarded llama.

Broken X23 - 10/08/03 - 8:59 PM

What? You never mentioned anything about a comment anyone made! And yes, you are pandering! If you need proof just look at that post you made in August after we had stopped fighting for a few days (and by the way, I've only been making this argument since August when you posted that update)! And don't give me that shit about how I use the same argument over and over. ALL of your arguments boil down to the same thing: that you do more work than me. I've pointed out over and over again that that's bullshit. You only care about how the site looks, I care about the site's content. Content is something that constantly needs to be made. Our look only needs to be redone every several months, if at all. Most of our graphical overhauls were completely unneccesary. Just like you.

RealityMeltdown - 10/08/03 - 8:35 PM

What? Shut up! You've been going on and on and on about the same shit for a whole year! Get a new arguement to celebrate our anniversary! I do something one time and you go off. I get a comment that someone noticed the way we fight together and mention it, and you go on about it for months! I'm not pandering to our fans, I was insulting you since before it was popular! And you've been an ass since before I was born! The minute you quit being a sniveling low-life moron, then we'll talk. So just shut up!

You can't celebrate for a damned minute! Or post for an entire week. I kept my promise to update once a week. Lets see if you'll even post one day past this arguement in October! I've kept this site alive singlehandedly! Without me you'd be dust! Dust in the wind, blowing into a tumbled porta-potty. You ignorant ass.

Broken X23 - 10/08/03 - 8:12 PM

Okay, I'm done reflecting on what we've done. It didn't take as long as I thought it would. And you know what? I'm just going to talk to Meltdown right now instead of waiting. Screw this.

I was just looking back on our first month and a thought suddenly crossed my mind: "Thank God I'm here." Your original format for updates was horrendous, as were most of your other original ideas, and if I wasn't here to make sure you knew that I don't think this site would exist anymore.The only reason you've done any work at all is because of this ridiculous desire you have to make our site look "professional." We're not a goddamn business! The only thing professional about our site is the link to AdultSwim.com! And stop all this self-referential bullshit. If we feel the need to hurl insults at eachother, then let's hurl insults, but you don't have to keep making a big deal about how we do that all the time! First of all, we do other things, or at least we should be trying to do other things. Second of all, the less people expect from us, the less likely we are to dissapoint. Your talk of how we insult each other will imply to others that we serve a purpose. If we ever start getting hate mail, I'm forwarding all of mine directly to you! Because it'll be your fault!

Broken X23 - 10/08/03 - 8:06 PM

Here we are, one year old. No fans, huge gaps between the releases any real content, no reason to continue doing this, and we still managed to stick around for a full year. And we'll probably be around for at least a couple more too, provided no one finds us. If anyone ever does find us I'm not sure we'll last as long. People will start E-mailing us with complaints, someone will try to hack us, we'll be threatened with legal action regarding images we might have stolen, and I won't be able to take it anymore. I'll snap and use a strong racial slur when referring to someone who E-mailed us, which will then be spread around to every other site on the internet and our credibility will go down the tube. Until that happens though, I'm going to try and enjoy this.

You know, I remember the day we began this site. Meltdown said, "we should make a website," and I said, "I know." 5 minutes later this page was born. We weren't known as "Cerebral Hemorrhage" back then. It was some really stupid name that we used until a better one could be thought of. That better one was a statement of appreciation for the work of John Stamos, which then naturally led to "Cerebral Hemorrhage." Ours is actually a very rich and colorful history that should be relived again and again in our archives.

I'll respond to Meltdown's slander tomorrow. I'm going to spend the rest of the night simply reflecting on our accomplishments.

RealityMeltdown - 10/08/03 - 2:00 PM

I had the first line on our site's frst day, and I'll be damned but I'll have the first line now.

Happy one year to me!

We've all seen what Broken's daily updates amounted to, two days of one liners and a random smattering of insult and current events. Way to spread out your work evenly.

But now is not the day for insults. In fact, we had no insults of any kind our first day. No, it took me a day to say I wanted to call your writing crap. Later, Broken said he was a crybaby, and "doesn't take criticism well". Then came our infamous poll, with it's infamous hijackery.
Basically, we've kept that same tradition of crap up to this very day.

It's like standing at the peak of a mountain. A tall mountain made of ... broken links and website innards. It's kinda squishy, and bouncy, so that as I run down from the summit, I can point and say: "I hate my ass of a co-webmaster" - and mean it. Because you don't know how much you truely hate someone until you insult them for a year, on a website.

So here's to us. And by us, I mean me. Because I did all the work. And I'm better looking.

Broken X23 - 10/07/03 - 8:34 PM

In an attempt to look relevant, I'd like to say that we had an election today. It looks like Arnold is probably going to be in charge of our state now. I know Meltdown will be happy to hear this. He's had a deep admiration for Arnold ever since he was featured as an extra in Kindergarten Cop. He was the special kid with the football helmet who thought that Santa Claus was coming every time he soiled himself. I think they might have cut all of his scenes though. Happy now, Meltdown? Let's see if your muscled god is all that he says he is. Bet he isn't.

As for our site, tomorrow's our birthday.

Broken X23 - 10/06/03 - 8:50 PM

Today I lit the 6th candle of celebration. Each night I'll light a candle until all ... 8 candles are lit? We started on October 8? I could've sworn it was later in the month. Shit, screw this then. I'm only going to update for the next two days. There are only 7 days of build up before the exact date of our birth. That means the rest of the month is just empty space.

I guess Meltdown's still set on not updating. I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, I really think our anniversary should be celebreated by both webmaster's. But on the other hand, the other webmaster is Meltdown. He's awful.

Progress is being made on the computer I ordered. It should ship this week. It'll be nice to have modern technology again. Tomorrow I'll talk a bit about why this anniversary is so special.

Broken X23 - 10/05/03 - 4:05 PM

Big history test tomorrow. Need to prepare. Wish I didn't have work.

Broken X23 - 10/04/03 - 4:30 PM

I'm feeling kind of tired right now.

Broken X23 - 10/03/03 - 5:56 PM

Good, don't update. I'd much rather handle this all by myself so you don't screw anything up. I was going to celebrate stuff but then you started this shit. And did you even read my post? I never said we had fans! I said "nonexistent fanbase." Is "nonexistent" another one of those words you don't know the meaning of? I was trying to show how pointless your pandering was because there's no one to pander to. But just like every other explanation given to you, it went way over your head.

And where did this shit about expenses come from? Oh, you must be responding to something you thought I said again. Try to stop doing that. And you have to eat? That must really be a strain on your budget. You make it sound like you're living out on the streets, hunting for discarded change so you can pull together enough money to buy a meal and go on living for one more day. Everyone knows that's bullshit. You've made plenty of money to buy food. Especially when all you buy is a microwave burrito, a fun size bag of Cheetos, and some mineral water. And hey, with that job you're going to be getting any day now you should have no problem getting by. If you need help finding places to apply feel free to talk to me. Actually, I'll get you started right now. Chuck E Cheese's has a help wanted ad posted. They're looking for "some retard to dance around in a giant mouse costume while getting kicked in the nuts by 5 year olds." Sounds perfect for you. It combines the two things you do best: being retarded, and getting beat up by small children.

Now shut up and let me properly celebrate this site's anniversary.

Reality Meltdown - 10/03/03 - 12:15 PM

Bitch, screw this. I'll not update and see if you cna possibly fill in a post for every day of the month.

Look, ass, we have to have fans before we can pander to them. And like you've celebrated anything.

Not to mention you have no expenses to speak of. I have to eat, you pampered assmuncher.

Broken X23 - 10/03/03 - 10:56 AM

Why are you so stupid? I said we'd have an update a day. That's at least one update a day by either you or me, not BOTH of us. Sure, we can both do an update in any given day if we want, but it isn't required. Understand now? No? I'm not surprised.

And you know what? Fuck you. This was supposed to be a month of celebration. We're supposed to be happy that we've survived for so long. Instead, you're just going about things like you usually do, starting fights out of nothing, trying to pander to our nonexistent fanbase. Well you can stop stroking yourself. No one hears you.

And please, shut up about the computer. Who makes that OS you've been using all your life? I hope it's not Microsoft because then you'd be a hypocritical douchebag. The main reason I went with a PC this time is because I couldn't afford a fancy new PowerMac G5. This PC is certainly not cheap, but for the Mac I would've had to have come up with another $1000 for the configuration I wanted. Plus I'd really like to become as proficient with Windows as I am with Mac OS. I'm trying to broaden my horizons here, dumbass. Maybe you should try it one of these days you Microslave.

Maybe in couple years, when I have a less shitty job, I'll switch back.

Reality Meltdown - 10/03/03 - 12:01 AM

Well, not a day has gone by and already Broken is a liar. Don't even try to lie and say you psoted tonight, because I stand at the brink of a new daw, and Broken, you have already broken your vow to update every day in honor of our site's having lasted a full year. Stand in shame, assmunch.

Reality Meltdown - 10/02/03 - 1:10 PM

You don't even shower every day, much less update.

Your new computer? Whoop-dee-do. Why don't you describe how you began your journey to become an enormous Microsoft whore all of a sudden. I mean, at least have the decency of having been using it. No, you just up and switch because Billy says so. That X-Box is polluting your dreams with sick fantasties of sex with his software. It's a mind contorl device, you fool!

Expect nothing from broken's udpates. That way, the disappointment in the poverty of his update wont crush your fragile shell of an ego into a million pieces.

Broken X23 - 10/01/03 - 9:30 PM

Once a week? It's October! Do you know what the means? It's our anniversary month! An update a day for the entire month!

Yes, despite having no clear vision for this mess of a site and the numerous creative differences between Meltdown and myself, we've managed to survive for a full year. Far greater sites than this have collapsed within mere months. I think one of the main reasons behind our longevity is because we don't get any e-mail from people who want to disagree with us on some obscure comment we made or complain about something that we obviously weren't serious about. We're lucky if we get one hit a day from someone other than us, and that's usually some jock from Meltdown's school who came here after Meltdown wrote our address on a bathroom stall and doesn't even know he's using a computer to view the site. They're obviously not going to send us hate mail, so there's absolutely no pressure on us from anyone. We could violate every rule Angelfire has and they still wouldn't shut us down because: 1. They'll never find us, and 2. Even if they did find us they wouldn't consider us worth shutting down. Our insignificance is our greatest strength.

In other news, I ordered a computer a few days ago. It should be here sometime later this month if the company doesn't screw anything up.

Anyway, I need to go. I'm currently coding an essay for my English class and I really need to get it done. I'll be back tomorrow with another update.

Reality Meltdown - 10/01/03 - 12:00 PM

Alright, it's been a few weeks since anything was posted last. We've had nor eviews for a month, and no other content to speak of. Our fields lie fallow and our buildings are crumpling to dust. Well, I'm not able to fix all of that. But I am going to try to update once a week. Reguardless of the coherency of my thoughts, or lack of material with which to discuss.

I've gotten "Final Fantasty Tactics Advance", and I'm nearing the end. It's an intresting game, and addictive as hell. It started up my gaming addictions, and got me looking into "Disgaea", which I only heard about through strange coincidence.

I've been lazy, and so my nearly finished project is still as nearly finished as at the end of summer. I'll try.

Some general site matinence things: Since we've quit doing weekly hate columns, and Broken generally hates them for no apprent reason, I thought we might want to compile them all into a single document and put it under the essays section. But thats just an idea.

And Broken, you lazy fatass, you better psot at elast once a week too.