10/28/02
11:45 AM - Alright! I updated the quotes. Expect a little news brief about my trip home for a weekend. Also, I hopefully will half-ass it togetehr to write another essay.
- RealityMeltdown
10/24/02
8:30 PM - If anyone's seen Meltdown's remote, be sure to let him know.
- Broken X23
1:15 AM - The site's backed, by a fleet of rhinos, who will mug you and steal your candy. I wrote an essay Broken has to introduce.
If any one of our faithful readers has a writing piece, a review, cartoons, or any other content they think we mgiht be intrested, contact us! We have nothing better to do with these 20MB of freedom. We'll hook you up (unless we can't, in which case we run away screaming). Hell, someday, you could tell your bratty grandchildren that you made this site great. And they'll think you're cool, until you pull out the snakes and get a nice boa to eat one. Then they'll cry and cry and cry in a corner.
- RealityMeltdown
10/23/02
12:25 AM - We have a couple new reviews to share with you. I just put one up for Morrowind. Meltdown did one for Final Fantasy 9 but I'm not sure exactly how long it's been there since he neglected to mention anything about it. But that's okay. All that matters is that they're there, right?
- Broken X23
10/22/02
12:20 AM - So I finish my latest anime binge, to check the site. Broken gave an essay, which I have now introduced. You know, eventually I'll be unable to mooch anymore anime, and then I'll go crazy and kill people. Maybe I'll just skip straight to the ultimate destination now... Anyway, unto the topic on hand. Well, actually, it's below this. Broken finally got himself an image. And boy, is it scary as fuck. I say you should run away from him.
- RealityMeltdown
10/21/02
9:33 PM - A little while ago I said I'd never write anything anywhere near as long as that Marathon review again. That was a lie. Though my latest rambling isn't quite that long, it certainly is somewhere "near" that long. At least it's a rant this time instead of another one of my socially self-destructive game reviews. Being a rant, you'll find it in the essays section.
I'd also like to announce that our site is now over half a MB big! Things are most definitely looking up for us.
- Broken X23
12:20 AM - I fixed the message board images, and the floating logo. Content time.
- RealityMeltdown
10/20/02
3:44 PM - Now that the "Essays" button is complete, so is our site's new look. I came up with all the navigation buttons and the logo. You can tell because there wasn't very much effort put into them.
Overall, I guess it looks better than before. There are some problems though. For some reason the links along the left side of the page are still gray text when you're in the forum, and the logo changes position with every section you visit. Still, it's an improvement and it sort of almost gives our site credibility. Though we still need content before we gain any kind of real credibility. I'm wondering if we should start taking reviews submitted from people besides us. Assuming people besides us ever start visiting this site, letting them send in reviews or essays could help us out a lot. I don't know though. I'll have to talk it over with the other guy.
- Broken X23
01:45 PM - I moved the logo alongside the left panel (BROKEN! Make a button for the essays, you idiot! We look crappy because of you!) so that people on lower resolutions can navigate mroe easily. It's now almsot impossible to see anything on a 640x480 resolution, but who uses that? Seriously! High res, high rollers, baby! Daddy wants a new car!
- RealityMeltdown
10/19/02
10:55 PM - Fixed the no-ad bug (yes it's a bug, Angelfire would have been piiiiiised). Basically, the sites going well. For a crappy ass site.
03:50 PM - Changed the site... alot. The message board also got changed. We now have a logo. I've backed us up too. All that copying and pasting sucked. Also... I seem to have defeated our banner ads. I'm fairly sure Angelfire doesn't like that... We'll see how it goes.
- RealityMeltdown
10/17/02
1:12 AM - The reviews have been alphabatized.
- Broken X23
10/14/02
05:20 AM - We did update yesterday. Well, Broken did. We have a few more reviews. Our Message Board has a 2 new topics. I'd like to say the following words should be allowed on television: shit, piss, ass, fuck, cocksuck, motherfucker, vagina, penetration and tits. Actually, all words should be acceptable. I mean, some channels aren't aimed at a younger audience. And those kids shouldn't be watching that much TV. What? No this is not a BLATANT attempt to get hits! How dare you say such things! You want to go on the hit list?
- RealityMeltdown
10/12/02
4:46 PM - Meltdown scored us a message board. It won't get much usage, but it's always good to have one just in case.
I also whored this site out to around 20 search engines a couple days ago. Traditionally, these things have helped sites to get hits. I'm not sure what effect it'll have on ours. I'm hoping that typing "DICK" in that update a few days ago will work to our advantage though.
- Broken X23
11:00 AM - I didn't get enough sleep, but i get up to find... a crappy review. And that Broken doesn't know how to adjust his name properly. And he lied about doubling our size. He barely dented it. All that file-y goodness is, you guessed it, my own personal ode to Kefka. So don't listen to him, he's on crack.
- RealityMeltdown
7:15 AM - Well, to all our readers (all 0 of you) wondering where the hell I was, I've finally got something. I've submitted a review to our review section. I spent an unhealthy amount of time on it and I'm never going to write anything anywhere near that long again. On the up side, this ought to keep Meltdown from bitching at me about content for at least a couple days. I just doubled the size of this site with that shit. I doubt anyone even knows about the game I reviewed. If you don't, do yourself a favor and don't read it. The cheesiness gets to be a little too much to bear near the end. It's times like this I'm glad no one knows our site exists. Imagine the flames I'd get if we actually had readers. Oh well. Goodnight everyone.
- Broken X23
2:00 AM - Backed this baby up more than flushing beachballs down the toilet. I also tweaked my earlier review. And, on a sidenote, I called Broken an ass at least 17 times today.
- RealityMeltdown
10/11/02
7:15 PM - Added a new section under quotes, and put up the first review. I'll be editing and toning that up sometime.
12:46 PM - Alright, monkeyed with the poll, I also backed up the site.
- RealityMeltdown
10/10/02
10:18 PM - Bask in my glory, heathens. I have done away with the need for gif-buttons, and changed all the link's colors in a single gesture. A gesture with one big middle finger. I have made links glow. God is my bitch.
9:26 PM - I created a button, but I'm not sure if I like it. Maybe another alternative will arise. However, i did massively change how pages are made, so it may look the same, but it's much much better. Trust me.
5:37 PM - Worked on site. Backed it up. I'm only slightly distraught that the polls are overwhelmingly in Broken's favor. I don't care. HR RULZ! Bwahahaha. Eat it, chump! Buttons should be coming soon.
- RealityMeltdown
3:00 PM - I take back everything I said in my last update... for now. I found out how to change the poll stats. Needless to say, I'm now winning by quite a few votes.
- Broken X23
11:23 AM - Added our cartoon to the site, even though I later fixed some issues. just a test. Also, I'm in the LEAD! New quote, new votes. Yay!
10:43 AM - Broken's being a big overreacting sissy. I have since told other people to vote on it. And one asshole voted for him. Broken ALSO illegally removed my date. People need to know I wrote stuff at 1:20 in the morning.
- RealityMeltdown
- Well look at this. Somehow, I'm losing in our poll. Since there's no chance in DICK anyone's found this site on their own yet, it's safe to assume that Meltdown linked one of his friends here and "persuaded" him or her to vote in his favor.
You know, it's times like this when I just can't help but vomit. It just makes me sick. When this site was founded, we were determined to, above all else, create a site based upon unwavering honesty and integrity. Tonight this vision was brutally raped by my co-webmaster. No, it wasn't just raped. It's parents were tied up and forced to watch as it was shot 12 times through the chest, and as a lead pipe from under the kitchen sink was used to smash it's skull into a fine powder-like substance, which was then rolled up in a thin paper and smoked. Then it's body was deficated on, and run over by a bicycle stolen from a small 8 year old girl. Then several cryptic symbols were carved into it's arms and legs with a sharp rock and an ancient ritualistic dance of the Cartigoogan people was performed around it's body. THEN it was raped. Then it's parents were killed too.
Meltdown, I never thought you would succumb to this sort of corruption, but obviously, I was wrong. I have therefore decided to resign from the position of co-webmaster. I no longer wish to be a part of a website such as this one. But at least I can take comfort in knowing that one day, your sins will come back to you. And I'll be there. The day your whole filthy empire comes crashing down around you. I can't wait to see it. Goodbye.
- Broken X23
01:20 AM - We're conducting a survey. If Broken's full of it, hit Yes!
- RealityMeltdown
10/09/02
- I added a few little tweaks, and backed up the site. I also added to my So-Cal piece.
- I made this site great. The other webmaster did JACK. Literally. Jack was very upset. Appreciate the frames, and overuseage of Horizontal Rules! And the review section. ALL ME.
- RealityMeltdown
- Looks like we're up to 50 hits now. Not bad since we've been up for less than a day. Of course all of those were just us clicking on the "view file" button in the webshell so I guess in this case, 50 hits means nothing. First person who finds this webpage that isn't one of it's webmasters should send an e-mail to one of us. We'll give you a prize (maybe).
- I guess I should probably do something too. I'll add some more links to the Links section in a minute. I don't know about writing intros to each others essays. I don't handle criticism very well. Not that I really have anything to write at this point. I'll just fill up our Links section until we figure out why this site exists.
- Broken X23
- I added a link page. Added a link to webmonkey, too. We'll see how it goes.
- I added the Essays section. We ought to change the name sometime. I added an essay too. Read it. We should write each others intros to the essays. So I can call yours crap.
- RealityMeltdown
10/08/02
- I'm the other guy who lives here.
- Broken X23
- I am hereby breaking in this page. I will mark it as my own by urinating all over this page. You're touching my urine with that stick of a browser. Ha. It's mine.
- RealityMeltdown
