Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!

Main
Archives
Articles
Debates
Reviews
Other Features
About Us
Links

May 2003

RealityMeltdown - 05/27/03 - 9:30 AM

Fuck off. It wasn't a big deal so I didn't post it. Are you so greedy for attention that you have to chime in when I do something? You are such an ass-clown, Broken. And make things that can be links, actual links, douche-nozzle.

Broken X23 - 05/27/03 - 1:06 AM

Meltdown added a new link. Wow, what a contribution.

Broken X23 - 05/25/03 - 5:23 PM

We've finally got our E3 pictures up. Oh and Meltdown? I linked to the E3 page almost 2 weeks ago. I also have a link to it in the Features sections. Because you never visit our site (or update it), you probably didn't notice. That's okay. I won't hold it against you. I know you have that "life" to attend to.

RealityMeltdown - 05/23/03 - 1:30 AM

Go visit our E3 coverage. Way to link to it, Broken

Broken X23 - 05/23/03 - 1:20 AM

We decided to do another hate thing this week. We should also have our pictures from E3 up soon. After that there's only one more thing I want to do with the E3 section before it's complete.

Broken X23 - 05/17/03 - 8:38 PM

Boy, it sure is tough writing all these articles here in LA. Right, Meltdown? LA? E3's over now and we'll be heading back home tomorrow. We've still got at least two articles to upload so don't go yet.

Speaking of LA, I should apologize. I just realized it's not really hot like I described in my Traveller's Guide all the time. I think it's mostly during the Summer, which is when most of my trips to LA have taken place. So just act like I said "during the summer" before every complaint about heat. I stand by all of my other comments though.

Broken X23 - 05/14/03 - 11:31 PM

I do you dick. And what's more, I've been doing it all along whereas you've only proof-read your shit once. Now why don't you leave your mini-bar alone for a minute and help me with this shit? All you need to do is post two articles a day and you can't even do that! Anyone out there interested in becoming a new webmaster? Meltdown's been having some difficulty with this whole E3 thing. Normally he just pulls a bunch of words out of his ass and strings them together. He's not used to writing with a topic. And now it's me who's forced to pick up his slack.

RealityMeltdown - 05/13/03 - 11:30 PM

Fuck off. I added in my article, it was written before, but needed some fine tuning. This kind of "reworking" is something you might want to work into your cesspool approach to writing, Broken.

Broken X23 - 05/13/03 - 10:12 PM

Well I'm sorry to say that our E3 updates may not come as quickly as I had hoped. The reason? Meltdown of course. He's taking his sweet time in coming up with content. He's had the last two days to post something in our Pre-Show section but has refused to do so. I wanted to wait until he had something uploaded to reveal our E3 page but since that's not going to happen, I'm just going to link to what we have now. The page can be found here.

The exposition starts tomorrow which is where all the games are on display and where all the big announcements are made. We'll be sure to cover those and relay some personal experiences as well. Well, I will anyway. Meltdown probably won't do anything.

Broken X23 - 05/12/03 - 2:09 PM

I decided to get rid of the disclaimer. I've noticed a substantial drop in hits since it's been up.

One of the main reasons behind our coverage of all the different forms of entertainment is so that we would eventually come to be recognized as a member of the "press" and therefore be invited to trade shows, hall of fame inductions, and other industry get-togethers. As you may or may not know, the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3), the biggest videogame trade show in the world is nearly upon us. In fact, it starts in just 2 days. Well I'm happy to say that being the qualified working journalists from commercial news organizations that we are, we've been invited. Yes apparently in the scant 7 months of our existence we've made a big enough splash in the entertainment industry that we're allowed to attend. In fact, we're getting ready to head down to LA right now! Don't believe me? Check out our passes. You can expect daily updates courtesy of my mom's laptop while we're over there. We'll take lots of pictures too.

So be sure to stop by in the next few days. Sure you could try going to one of those bigger sites for coverage, but who would you rather trust? Someone with no soul like them, or someone like us?

Broken X23 - 05/10/03 - 4:11 PM

And you know what? With that one update and disclaimer, I still did far more than you would have done had I been gone for a week. We've gone way more than 5 days without doing anything before so why bitch about it now? And the disclaimer is supposed to sound stupid. Read what I said about it in that post. Never has a point soared so far over someone's head as that one did over yours. Good news everyone! Our village idiot/fuckball has returned!

RealityMeltdown - 05/10/03 - 3:00 PM

Well, in the five days you had, you did nothing. I'm so suprized. And the disclaimer is the msot retarded thing I've ever heard. You moron.

Broken X23 - 05/07/03 - 6:20 PM

Meltdown's gone for the week which means I have the site all to myself. That doesn't mean we'll have any more or less content than we usually do, but I thought people should know that I own the site this week. Meltdown said he'd send me a hate column via E-mail to post but he never did so it looks like we won't be doing one until he gets back. Where is he you ask? Hell if I know. Probably dropped his keys in his bathtub and drowned when he reached in to get them. Good riddance.

There was one thing I did for the site though, and that's post a disclaimer at the top of it. This way we look more like those sites run by egotistical dickheads who think their views are extreme.

Broken X23 - 05/03/03 - 7:42 PM

All right, I made one. Here they are.

Broken X23 - 05/02/03 - 7:49 PM

I'll do one tomorrow morning.

Reality Meltdown - 05/02/03 - 11:50 AM

I fix your mistakes all the time! That why you seem to think you do such a good job, jackass. And I've got my alternate hate done, you whore. So get yours up there and we'll link to it. Face it, you're angering our fanbase.

Broken X23 - 05/02/03 - 1:51 AM

Once again, shut up. 95% of that tirade was directed at the people who don't hire me. Only a few sentences were about you so quit crying. And I don't make dumbass mistakes like that. At least not without noticing them and correcting them. You just let them sit there and make us look stupid.

And forget about the photo. We need to do a column now. Besides, if you're looking for what I think you're looking for you probably won't find it on the internet. You'll need to borrow a digital camera from someone at your school and take the picture yourself. Just make sure no one's around when you take it. And for the love of God, do NOT post it on our site! Find something else to do a column on this week.