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June 2003

Broken X23 - 06/26/03 - 1:59 PM

Goddamnit, get out of here! I was doing just fine by myself. I don't need you coming in here and putting the wrong date and time on your messages again! Go enjoy your "vacation" and let me handle this. And why are you looking at articles about how to create content for websites? We've got more content than we know what to do with.

Can anyone recommend a good portable CD player? I know it's pointless to pose questions to the readers on this site since we don't have any, but still. My CD players keep breaking and I'm pretty sure it's not my fault. The one I was using stopped working so I dug up another one I had from a while ago. It worked for a few days but then started randomly shutting off. That blows pretty hard. But anyway, I have another update, though it's not a very big one.

Those of you who saw the Halo 2 screenshots or watched the trailers were more than likely floored. From a technical standpoint, it's shaping up pretty damn well. But some of you may be wondering what kind of levels they'll be throwing at us this time. Well, I'm happy to say that I was able to obtain a map of one of Halo 2's levels. You can check it out here along with my comments.

RealityMeltdown - 06/22/03 - 4:35 PM

Pulling out all the stops, Broken?
Maybe I'll play Advance wars... but it may be crappy, since I don't trust you.

I fought my way through the Jungles of Nam to get here. As for any content for you all... No. Not yet. But I still have a hate article. The regular updates would help our fans in their Quest for Content. Anyway, maybe I can get you all something, despite me being on my week (or two) off.

Broken X23 - 06/25/03 - 2:04 PM

I posted a review. It's not a very recent game, but that's not the point. Someday we plan on having everything reviewed on this site. Because we only started last year, once in a while we may need to backtrack a little.

RealityMeltdown - 06/22/03 - 4:35 PM

What have you done with your sketches, eh?
Don't expect any updates in the next 2 weeks. Only a pissant one will be done, to try and spite me.

Broken X23 - 06/22/03 - 3:57 PM

Good job ignoring everything I said. You've got a blind man in a porno style of arguing. You just spray your filth all over the room, hoping that eventually it'll hit something important. No one cares about the Hate columns. Out of all the things we do on this site, those are one of the lowest levels of content, higher only than the quotes. And how many of those sketches were you actually going to use?

Have fun wherever the hell it is you're going for the next 2 weeks. You can expect a mule-like kick to the nads when you get back.

Meltdown's leaving means that once again, I have the site all to myself for a while. I'll see if I can do more than I did last time.

RealityMeltdown - 06/19/03 - 8:30 PM

I've prompted us to write more than half of the Hates. Maybe you're just faking having hate for thing... Maybe you're lagging behind, your blubber interfering with your ability to run. Maybe I've started more than my share of things on this site. So, that said, post your damn hate already. I've started over half, whether you pass a link on is immaterial. You can go through the records, but we both know I start more of these than you, whether or not I present them to our fans. It's the least you can do. You drag your feet more than a cripple. And lord knows I have more skecthes than you.

Broken X23 - 06/19/03 - 3:17 PM

That's pure bullshit. Apparently your idea of "4 months" is 2 days. Examine the content posted in the last several months and you'll find that a sizable majority was posted by me. You post a link to a debate (which BOTH of us participate in, in case you forgot) and then act like you do everything. The reason I wanted you to post it was because you've hardly posted any update notices in the last two months or so. Don't believe me? Go check the archives and see how many more update messages I have.

And by the way, do you inject lighter fluid into your veins before you type something? You always talk shit about me in your updates. On occasion, I've actually tried to stop this little 9 month argument we've been having since the site opened but you always manage to come back with some kind of immature scatological insult. You claimed to do it because "the fans love it." Way to pander to the lowest common denominator, jackass. You make me sick.

I've been doing some drawing lately. We'll see if any of it makes it's way into some sort of multimedia presentation.

RealityMeltdown - 06/19/03 - 1:30 PM

Alright, I've updated the Hate. I have an idea for a new essay, but we'll see. We'll see what... Maybe another debate too.

The cartoons may be delayed, I'll be out of town for a few weeks, and then it'll be new computer time. So it may be a bit of time before we get everything back up to work on it again.

RealityMeltdown - 06/19/03 - 1:00 PM

Oh shut up.

I posted at two in the morning, while cranky and tired. Because I was copying and pasting a link, when i went back to add in these little boxes, I forgot to update the date. It was late, I was tired. More importantly than me making a mistake was that I posted. In fact, I posted because you bitched at me to post the debate. So I did.

I don't dedicate a portion of my day, and our webspace, to pointing out your numerous inadequacies. Instead, I dedicate my time and effort to producing content for our site; and quite often getting you to produce some. I've organized, updated and modified our site at least 4 times in the past month, while all you've done is participated in my debate, and posted asnine replies. Go to hell. Go to hell, and die.

Broken X23 - 06/19/03 - 1:17 AM

Fix the date and time on your last message, dumbass. You obviously didn't post it on the exact same day at the exact same time as the one before that. See, Meltdown always says he has to fix my mistakes but can never come up with any examples. Well right below this message we have unquestionable proof of his incompetence. Normally I'd fix it for him, but I think I'll let this one sit. I enjoy drinking in the irony way too much.

And wow, I let you have the last word on a debate about jello. Way to strut your intellectual stuff, jackass. But hey, I'm not bitter. It's always good to let someone acomplish at least one thing every year or so.

But anyway, about our site. We're working on some more projects right now. Web cartoons to be exact. We had one up a long time ago but it wasn't finished so we took it down after a while. To this day, that cartoon is still not finished, but hopefully we'll get these other ones done eventually. They're far less ambitious so they should be easier to complete.

RealityMeltdown - 06/19/03 - 2:00 AM

Our debate is finished, and I, was conclusively the winner. Check it out Here. I may have an essay coming up... but don't pay too much attention. If my Co-Webmaster can scrape himself together, we'll issue out another Hate; I know it's overdue.

RealityMeltdown - 06/09/03 - 2:50 PM

I actually started another debate, just so everyone knows I also considered that option. I seriously doubt you'll get that many games on your computer, and I'm probably getting a new one too, so the point is moot. Quit acting high and mighty.

Broken X23 - 06/08/03 - 11:40 PM

Wrong. 8 hours and 25 minutes. I haven't updated in a while because I'm still drained from our trip to E3.

Decided to mention my job again, huh? I'd like to see you try to do my job. You'd have an aneurysm after 5 minutes. Just shut up and be supportive of me and my job for once. After all, one of us has to work around here. How else are we going to buy new products to review? And in about 2 months I should have a new computer which means I'll be able to get better software which I'll use to further enhance our site. This site benefits from my job, and what's good for the site is good for you, so go to hell.

And don't worry about angelfire. They'll never know we exist. We're not even listed in their directory. If they ever do manage to sniff us out and shut us down we can move to a better, non-Hitler run server. And yes, our quote page does need updating. Lately it's become nothing but Meltdown's little ode to himself. You may notice that some of the quotes near the top are from me, but I want you to know that they were posted by Meltdown and that I had nothing to do with it. Don't get me wrong though, I'm glad he thought the stuff I said was worth immortalizing. That was back when we were just getting started with the site and Meltdown wasn't quite as fat and tyrannical as he is now.

Anyway, I say we do another debate.

RealityMeltdown - 06/08/03 - 3:15 PM

We haven't updated in awhile. Which means we've probably lost what few readers we once had. Maybe we've got some left. Some quadriplegic's friend probably accidentally found our site, and he's stuck looking at it endlessly, hoping, pleading, begging with his immoble form that something will change. Well, bud, this one's for you.

Broken has something resembling a job. And in this resemblence, he seems to waste alot of time that could be better spent updating our site. Or, better yet, working with me to update the site. Because I know, if it were left up to him, he'd bungle something, and I'd have to clean it up. At least if we're doing it together, I can have the big digital rag to clean up his messes. His big poopy ass messes. Hopefully he can scrape it together to get a new hate piece ready. Try thinking about it while you do nothing at your job, Broken.

Someone was listing off the enviormental effects of humans, and they listed all the negative and positive thigns we do. Negatives were obvious, like pollution or depletion of natural resources. The positive aspects, the reasons to merit human co-existance with lifeforms, all, and I do mean all, were just us cutting back. As if the only praise for our enviormental chain smoking was something to the tune of: "We're only down to 2 or 3 rainforests a day, now".

How long until Broken gives some inane retort? I say about 2 days. I think our quote section needs updating too. In the meantime, I've archived hate, the month of May, organized some pictures and I've backed us up. Why backup, you ask? Besides just plain ol' file corruption, I think eventually angelfire will notice the sheer volume of swearwords on this page, and revoke our site. We'll be prepared for that eventuality.