April 2003

Reality Meltdown - 04/30/03 - 2:00 AM

Jesus, that tirade was excessive. It's obvious that working doesn't take up too much time, if you can ramble on about bullshit you've said before for so long. Anyway, I do your job and make the kind of mistake you do persistantly, and suddenly it's the end of the fucking world. Calm down, assmuncher. Hate will be up once I find the right photo...

Broken X23 - 04/29/03 - 10:43 PM

Shut up. The hate stuff is already in the archives. I'm assuming it was done by you since it said "Week 1" over our week 2 columns. Now I see why I need to be the one who takes care of all that stuff. Do us a favor and never try to do one of my jobs again. Anyway, everything's ready so stop bitching and add your little rant.

Or would you rather hit me with some more insults about colons? By the way, I find it funny that you complain about people who don't work in your Office Space review when you don't work either. And that one place you did work at was nothing like the work environment in Office Space so stop acting like you're an expert on that shit. I actually have been to a couple job interviews and they don't take that long. What takes forever is the wait you have to go through to get to the interview. Or in the case of Fry's Electronics, the wait before you get this stupid questionnaire to fill out. Then the wait between that and the first interview with the guy who didn't bother to read your application. Then the wait for the second interview with the guy who treats you like a 3 year old moron. Then the wait for the phone call telling you to come in for the third interview, which I never got. The actual interviews are only a few minutes. You go in, they ask you a few vague questions with no meaning while filling out some weird paper, then rush you out the door so they can get to all the other job seekers.

Target can go fuck themselves too. Their hiring process is as annoying as their commercials. You had to wait in this giant line to fill out a short questionnaire. Then you have to fill out a much bigger questionnaire that probes into the deepest, most private aspects of your personal life. After turning that in, you wait 2 hours for the interview, only to find out the morons lost your answer sheet and that now you have to fill out another one! Those things take 45 minutes to fill out! Then you finally get to the interview and it's some asshole who asks the same kinds of questions they ask at Fry's while filling shit out. Then they never call. I guess my problem was I was too honest with the questions. Meltdown was right in that they want people who lie and whore themselves out as something they aren't. If I got a question sheet from someone who put the most attractive answer for every question I'd throw it away, then run out to the waiting room and beam them with a stappler. They'd be okay though. I'm sure their mountains of self-esteem, 4.0 GPAs, communication skills, and leadership abilities would be able to get them through it.

Circuit City took forever too but at least the interviewer wasn't a grinning drone like the other guys. Too bad they hated me too. I went back there a couple times to shop for some crap and I noticed this one employee taking this group of other employees around the store and explaining things to them. I listened to their conversation for a bit and it was pretty pathetic. He was explaining some fairly simple facts about modems and such and all they did was ask stupid questions, screw around, and "not get it." You reject me, someone who actually knows what things like electricity and televisions are used for, but you hire these idiots? I talked about all this in that first essay I wrote, didn't I? Oh well. That one was pretty lame. In a way, this is the second essay I've done this month. I just completely made Meltdown my bitch!

Reality Meltdown - 04/29/03 - 3:30 PM

My review wasn't finished, jackass. Now everyone can read about Office Space. I announce everything I do, jackass. By the way... would you get off your ass and update the hate? I told you earlier, but you said you were too cramped up in the colon with your essay on how you attract jackasses; which I might note, is probably because you're king jack-holio, of the land of jackassia, in the province of anus-rimmeronia, in your castle rectumonious with all your assholistic serfs. You pulled one piece out of your ass, now get on the weekly update while you're camped out over the porcelin diety.

Broken X23 - 04/28/03 - 1:49 PM

I posted an essay today. It's nice to see that section's 5 month silence finally ended. See? When I say I'll do something I deliver on it unlike some of the other webmasters of this site. Speaking of dumbass webmasters, Meltdown was supposed to have a movie review up but it's not here for some reason. He even uploaded it, but I guess he's just too lazy to actually link to it or announce it. Want me to do it for you, Meltdown?

Broken X23 - 04/24/03 - 8:28 PM

I added some stuff to the links page too. They're the two above Meltdown's Mac Hall link, which means I added them before he added his. The only reason I didn't mention it is because it's such a small update and I don't need to be constantly showered with attention like he does.

I also posted a review of Animal Crossing today. That's 6 reviews we've done so far this month. I think that makes this our most active month yet and it's all thanks mostly to me. I'd like to add something to our Essays section since it's been neglected since December, but I don't know if I'll be able to think of something to write about. If I come up with a topic I'll do one.

RealityMeltdown - 04/23/03 - 2:30 PM

I've added some material to our Links section. Check out Mac Hall. If you don't like the new layout, burn down Broken's House.

RealityMeltdown - 04/21/03 - 2:30 PM

You review some weird ass crappy video nobody will ever see! I at least reviewed a game everyone is willing to talk about.
Zelda: the Wind Waker
You whore. I'd never have made that section if I knew you'd put such drivel into it.

Broken X23 - 04/21/03 - 1:53 PM

If you want me to stop arguing with you then stop starting arguments. I only attacked you because you said I didn't do anything which is wrong. In fact, I just did something a couple minutes ago. You can find it here.

Reality Meltdown - 04/21/03 - 01:00 AM

Oh please. You don't back up anything but your colon. Which is starnge, seeing how much crap you pull out. You are one amazing shit factory. You did several crappy reviews. Whoop dee do. I still do a ton of shit. And better. So quit arguing with me about this, whore.

Anyway, a Miscellaneous section is now in reviews, maybe more stuff forth coming. Maybe not.

Broken X23 - 04/19/03 - 7:27 AM

I finally got mine up. Shut up Meltdown.

Broken X23 - 04/19/03 - 6:40 AM

Number of reviews done by me = 11
Number of reviews done by you = 7

Notice how the number by "you" is smaller, dumbass. And no you did not come up with the layout. That was all me. We've discussed graphics already, but remember how when we first launched this new design, your banner was all dicked up and I was the one who redesigned it and made it not shitty? Specifications of the text? Oh wow. Nice, but those are all one time only jobs, not things that have to be done multiple times throughout the month. Backup you say? How do you know I'm not backing up too, dipshit? And my money doesn't magically appear. It comes from something called "work." You should try it one of these days you societal leech.

Reality Meltdown - 04/18/03 - 11:40 PM

What? Stop trying to pull this shit. Copying and pasting is as much as I'll LET you do. You can't do shit of the shit I do. Besides every graphic, the layout, the specifications of all text, the file structure, the backing up, oh, and yes, I do write reviews. Not many lately, but still some. I've written as many as you have, just not as many in the past few weeks. I have a life. I can't magically pull money out of my rectum like you can, and just sit there hapilly with my hand up my ass. So pipe down, blowhole.

Broken X23 - 04/18/03 - 7:31 PM

2 days ago, assmouth. I made the page for our April columns but I didn't want to put last weeks there until we got around to starting the new ones. And since you never bothered to mention when you were going to do one, that made things kind of hard for me. And we're supposed to be doing these things at the same time, dickchoke. Just ignore that line of coke on your desk for a little while and stop rushing ahead.

And don't even think about saying you do more off-site work than me. You don't even know what I'm doing over here. You're way the hell over there in whatever city your school's in, being quarantined in your dorm room so that you don't get out and spread your stupidity to all the other students.

And you do not do more site work that me. I've written way more stuff for the site in the last month than you have. Up until your Titanic review 2 days ago, you had done nothing since January! Sure there were the hate columns, but those don't count and I do them too. Let me also remind you that I'm the one who puts all the columns and updates into their respective archives. That means that I always have at least several tasks to do for the site per month, other than writing crap. How many weekly, or even monthly duties like that do you have? Hmm... let's see... None! All you do is lay there and suck. You're just a freeloader who sits around and gobbles up resources. You're actually reducing our sites productivity just by having your screen name on it! I don't know what you are, but you can't be human. You're some kind of unknown species that moves from planet to planet, feeding off the energy until the planet can no longer support life. Sure humans would probably do that too, but you're doing it a lot faster. You're not even giving us a chance! Leave this site alone and go somewhere else!

Reality Meltdown - 04/18/03 - 3:25 PM

I've updated my hate. Basically, I told Broken 3 days ago to archive and update. Now, It's taken me several days to free up enough time for myself, but I do 10 times as much as Broken, on the site and off. So he's just a retarded douche-nozzle.

Broken X23 - 04/16/03 - 4:56 PM

Since Meltdown failed to perform the simple task of announcing the review he wrote, it looks like I need to do it for him. You can find it right here. It's a critique of the film that, back in 1997, lowered the IQ of every teenager in America and countless others around the world, Titanic. I also posted a review of Titanic's little sister, Pearl Harbor.

Broken X23 - 04/12/03 - 5:27 PM

There will be more content. Probably not from you, but I'm not going to let the site die just yet. There are way too many family comedies I haven't reviewed. There are also some other topics I wanted to explore, provided Meltdown can make some new buttons.

Reality Meltdown - 04/11/03 - 4:20 PM

We put up hate. It's so late 'causea Broken. I'm sure you all know why. Hopefully more content, but I make no guarantees.

Broken X23 - 04/06/03 - 7:13 AM

I'd also like to remind anyone who visits our site that you're supposed to set your clocks an hour ahead today. If you think it's 6:13 right now then you're sadly mistaken. Pull your head out of your ass and set your clock to 7:13.

Broken X23 - 04/05/03 - 8:41 PM

I apologize to everyone for not doing a column last week, but it's good for us to take a week off every once in a while. We should have a new one tomorrow, unless of course we decide to take another week off. I've got a new review up though which is nice. I also have a new icon.