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Secret Board Hunting's Classic Quotes!
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 6/4/2005 4:27:57 PM | Message Detail
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slobr: I'll do much more than just bump it! Or maybe not...
Xim: Well, if you change your mind, you can also donate all your old 20 dollar bills to me.
slobr: No thanks, I think I can carry them around for a little while longer.
Xim: You actually carry them around? What's next? Fetching them their slippers and evening paper? Doing their homework for them? Sexual favors? Where will it all end, slobr, where will it all end? Are you gonna let people push you around for the rest of your life?
Come now, give me your money before this gets out of hand.
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Now that the new $20 is in, please send all of your worthless old $20's to me.
Machine Gun specialist of the SOMUNIST AC team ~ Moonside |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 6/7/2005 3:36:54 AM | Message Detail
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From: Robazoid | Posted: 3/1/2005 10:27:53 PM | Message Detail
I'll stay away from this topic, but this board is henceforth The Sneak board!
From: Zoop | Posted: 3/21/2005 7:54:01 PM | Message Detail
So far, a less than stellar job of "staying away from this topic".
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6-21-2005: Mega Man Battle Network 5. 14 days left.
NP: Nothing |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 6/8/2005 2:10:52 AM | Message Detail
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From: Luster Soldier | Posted: 2/24/2005 2:53:43 PM | Message Detail
It's so cute to see little gameFAQers in love. *Sigh.* *Waxes philosophy.*
It sure is. *Falls in love with Medea* Oh wait, I am already in love with Medea.
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6-21-2005: Mega Man Battle Network 5. 13 days left.
NP: Dastardly and Muttley |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 6/8/2005 7:20:22 PM | Message Detail
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Xim (in a fight with Luster): As long as I'm not in the 7 mile radius, your greatest attorneys are practically useless against me. While you may still have some attorneys outside of the 7 mile radius, it would become much easier to win a lawsuit.
That's horrible logic! First of all, it wouldn't matter if you were within 7 miles of me, because I could easily chuck a habeas corpus at your face. Second of all, you smell bad. Third of all, I only had one point to make. Shut up
Luster: Habeas corpus? I remember hearing that somewhere but I forgot what it meant. While you easily chuck a habeas corpus at my face, it's not that hard to dodge it. And you're right, I do smell bad. I haven't taken a shower in about 10 days.
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BUGWEY! |
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 6/8/2005 7:35:08 PM | Message Detail
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Hey Medea, could I have a last name please, such as Xim Vicious, etc.
Thanks!
I just don't feel like a real doctor without one!
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Doctor by day, board hunter by night... |
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 6/9/2005 7:55:38 AM | Message Detail
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I've always liked this one:
From: NickBush24 | Posted: 4/9/2003 7:03:30 PM | Message Detail
Hey Kinnison.
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Level I am currently on in the Sonic 1 & Knuckles Bonus Levels: 1291
From: Hey Nick | Posted: 4/10/2003 12:28:13 PM | Message Detail
<_<
>_>
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6-21-2005: Mega Man Battle Network 5. 12 days left.
NP: Blind Guardian - Punishment Divine (Live) |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 6/9/2005 10:24:16 PM | Message Detail
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LCC: A crovax sighting!
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Do I know you?
slobr: WTF is an LCC? Can you eat it?
ravenwarrior: He's made out of cookies, so no. You can't.
slobr: Oh crap.
*gets stomach pumped*
BUGWEY: *pumps in pumpernickel bread*
ravenwarrior: I made a sandwich with pumpernickel once. Actually, I didn't make it, someone else did. I always hated that sandwich; it tried to kill me.
lancerboy: Well sandwiches tend to do stuff like that when they dont respect you. Next time, try beating it a little every morning before work or school.
Xim: Oh, I only beat it at work and school.
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BUGWEY! |
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From: Medea
| Posted: 6/12/2005 2:25:24 PM | Message Detail
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Hmm, that's a good question DocProc, I can't think of any other words that end with "ious." Let me get back to you on that.
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005) |
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From: Medea
| Posted: 6/12/2005 2:27:41 PM | Message Detail
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From Troll's Tale:
Mr. Agent Guy: It's a good thing we're all trolls or it would look silly all of us sitting under a bridge.
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Lusty: 3) A lot of people have the same attitude towards you.
This is false because not everyone knows about me.
BUGWEY: ... A lot =/= everyone. Besides, if GameFAQs was the world, you would be the most seen traveler evar. Only instead of giving a magical healing salve that can heal all wounds, you would give rocks to all!
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005) |
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 6/12/2005 6:26:01 PM | Message Detail
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Okay, thanks Medea.
*follows Medea around to make sure a name is being thought of*
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Doctor by day, board hunter by night... |
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From: Luster Soldier
| Posted: 6/16/2005 11:35:12 PM | Message Detail
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Didn't you make the topic where you gave board hunters last names?
Not sure if I have ever seen the topic but I would like a last name as well.
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Fear the Eliteness. 195 days until Icon.
Current number of accounts: 368 |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 6/18/2005 7:45:16 AM | Message Detail
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You already do, I'm sorry, but you have a space in your name, which signifies that your last name is Soldier, so you can't receive a last name, it's rule #13 in the book.
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BUGWEY! |
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From: Medea
| Posted: 6/19/2005 9:43:40 AM | Message Detail
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Also, I don't give out last names to people with the first name Luster. Nothing goes with it, it would be like wearing paisley.
DocProc, you can be DocProc Omnivorous, because I don't think I've given out that last name yet and you probably eat both vegetables and animals and maybe even minerals sometimes.
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005) |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 6/19/2005 2:34:15 PM | Message Detail
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I'm already LCC seriousheartedious
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From: DocOmnivorous
| Posted: 6/19/2005 4:38:38 PM | Message Detail
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Y HELO THAR!
Apparently someone already had Omnivorous... |
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From: spud2002
| Posted: 6/19/2005 4:59:25 PM | Message Detail
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No sublimal messages here!
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What about me! |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 6/21/2005 10:32:42 AM | Message Detail
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Some quotes I've been collecting:
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LCC: I'm one crazy pinecone.
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The Insane Psycho: i wonder how we could make this board exciting.
mario man4: I know!
*brings in shotguns, grenades, tanks, and teddy bears*
How about a fight to the death!
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ravenwarrior:
Cheese, by ravenwarrior
Cheese is usually yellow
Sometimes with holes
And it was first made way back when
Dripping wet in bowls
They used to use goats milk
Then found it was bad
Now they use cows
And cows make me mad
Cheese is fun to eat
In eggs or alone
Sometimes it goes well with meat
*... mumble mumble* phone
Cheese comes in many flavours
Too delicious for the mind
It takes child labour
To produce the perfect kind
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Gbness: Stop playing around, slobr. =P
zlobr: Playing? You think this is some kind of game?!
*hurls chess board away angrily*
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warutrid: Hey, it's been so long since we've all been together. What's up with all of you?
I finally graduated from medical school. Well, not so much graduated as found a little rubber hammer that I hit random people in the knees with and then charge them money for it... but my heart is in the right place.
camo duck: But is your patient's?
slobr: Yep. It never moves from that box under my bed.
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A topic about Secret Xim's topics
warutrid: You would rather have a topic die than have a random post, eh Rave?
If this guy is like me though, he just kept track of where each of the boards were. If I were to check right now, I could tell which boards are still active and which have purged. But it's not a great way to save all of them since I don't go through my Master List often enough.
Besides, that's the job of the mysterious Secret Xim. Whoever he is.
ravenwarrior: Random posts are ok most of the time, but boring ones I hate. I worded that wrong.
And we may never find out who the hell Secret Xim is, that pants-wearing devil...
bigdaddycole88: I would do so, but they aren't my boards to bump. I also haven't been told by the "mysterious one" to do so. Hell, he may want them purged.
Medea: No one could possibly understand the inner workings of Secret Xim.
dwimmerlaik: Tell that to his gastrointestinal doctor.
slobr: I'm right here, you know.
dark cloud: Oh my, what a coincidence.
Well, who's up for some pie?
Xim: Oh no! Not Fivey! We had so many good times together. Skinny dipping in the hotel pool.. running through the streets naked.. yelling back at the angry mob We didn't know it was against hotel policy..
Actually, I think that was just me. 'Tis a shame nonetheless. That Secret Xim guy needs to get on the ball. One of these days I'll find out his true identity..
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DocProc: *falls into hole*
ravenwarrior: *eats said whole milk*
slobr: That wasn't milk. >_>
Mr Agent Guy: That explains the stickiness...
slobr: That wasn't stickiness. <_<
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LCC: *everyone runs around, throwing pies at eachother*
Groovilicious: **hums the NickBush24 anthem**
**pies immediately evacuate**
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BUGWEY! |
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 6/24/2005 9:01:57 PM | Message Detail
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Medea: Sorry, no fun here. You might want to try Captain Goodnight.
duckduckduck: Does RdDragon7 still post there? Rd7 is like a non-stop erotic thrill ride from start to finish. The type of thing John Woo would have spawned if he happened to work in a different industry altogether.
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If you eat this plant, you will explode. |
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From: DrProctor
| Posted: 7/2/2005 8:38:31 AM | Message Detail
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[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster] |
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From: DrProctor
| Posted: 7/2/2005 8:41:46 AM | Message Detail
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mario man4: Makes sense.
*drops his cents*
Xim: I once tried to use 50 Cent to buy a soft drink. It didn't take. Hmph. I still say a rapper in exchange for a soda is a fair trade.
SuPeR SpY: 30 is a big number, but 150 was better
*Still has said email, saying that said hunter was number 3 to find them all*
^_^
(On a side note this post makes next to no sense)
BUGWEY: This topic hasn't really had anything to do with Luster's secret boards since like the first post, but sure, 30 is a big number.
*backs away slowly*
mario man4: *previous poster backed off a cliff*
*watches BUGWEY fall*
ravenwarrior: He fell into my sig, and won't leave!
But he does pay the rent.
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BUGWEY?
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I once tried to use 50 Cent to buy a soft drink. It didn't take. Hmph. I still say a rapper in exchange for a soda is a fair trade. -Xim |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 7/2/2005 7:21:51 PM | Message Detail
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spud2002: Are the rumours that drinking bilk causes you to break out in death true?
Bilk corp executive: The only thing Bilk causes you to spontaneously break out in is FLAVOR!
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BUGWEY! |
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From: zhouyun65
| Posted: 7/5/2005 2:17:42 PM | Message Detail
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this get's a 10/10
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If you attempt to commit suicide and fail, you have the humiliation of knowing that you truly cannot succeed at anything. - D_Mak |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 7/6/2005 1:20:01 AM | Message Detail
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From: The Dark Duel Master | Posted: 1/23/2005 3:32:24 PM | Message Detail
From: SumFan8338 | Posted: 1/14/2005 11:20:20 PM | Message Detail | #018
There's a lot of claimage going on on this board! >_>
I was here first though.
Check the times.
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From: Xim | Posted: 1/23/2005 9:08:18 PM | Message Detail
*opens newspaper*
By golly, he's right.
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...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003
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BUGWEY! |
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 7/20/2005 3:43:51 PM | Message Detail
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From: Captain_Bumper | Posted: 3/24/2005 4:32:31 AM | Message Detail
I have acquired the AIM screen name of a girl who goes to my school. I should contact her sometime.
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~Luster Soldier~
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Doctor by day, board hunter by night... |
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From: Luster Soldier
| Posted: 7/23/2005 11:10:26 PM | Message Detail
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I have acquired the AIM screen name of a girl who goes to my school. I should contact her sometime.
That was a bumping message for when I bumped topics on 3/24/2005.
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Fear the Eliteness. 160 days until Icon.
Current number of accounts: 389 |
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 7/24/2005 8:37:51 AM | Message Detail
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I thought I heard someone saying pointless information, but I guess it was just this mango...
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BUGWEY? |
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From: slobr
| Posted: 7/24/2005 5:30:38 PM | Message Detail
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DocProc, stop making people up! You can't quote users who don't exist!
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�� - All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited cat turds.
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 7/26/2005 8:23:18 PM | Message Detail
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Whoops! Sorry about that guys. I forgot that I was to keep my imaginary people to myself...
*mumbles something about hiring an Exterminator*
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Doctor by day, board hunter by night... |
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From: BUGWEY
| Posted: 8/13/2005 7:14:08 AM | Message Detail
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ravens_dead: I stole the car all by myself!
Then I ran over the guy who was chasing me, and then a few innocent pedestrians!
Stealing and killing is a huge rush! I wish I started at a younger age... I caught the fever!
Medea: I hate to have to break this to you, but crime doesn't pay.
LCC: It doesn't pay you, but atleast it gives you lots of free stuff!
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BUGWEY? |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 8/26/2005 9:56:57 AM | Message Detail
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Street signs: nature's bathroom.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/28/2005 6:22:51 PM | Message Detail
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Xim: Looks like it's time to ill-kay the ods-may.
NinjaMaster: Inconceivable.
Typhon_Sentra: Damn you Xim and your encrypted messages! Can someone translate for me? I can't figure out that crazy code of his.
Xim: I hear it's turkeyland when the fraggle banger slaps the porkrind and the blarney stone replies with a scotchguard. It's also blunt to assume the ratbomb lives in Connecticut, though his stanza bears plates from whencefurther.
Typhon_Sentra: Now you're talking my language!
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...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 8/29/2005 10:01:36 AM | Message Detail
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"We will always be outshone by ducks. And perhaps other members of the family Anatidae, although in the case of geese it is wishful thinking. In much the same way as blue red pine trees light themselves on fire and play tag with with the evening dew drops, geese often have dreams of grandeur and world dominance. However, we all know they will always be second to Tim Horton's one-word soups." - darktowel
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 9/3/2005 8:54:42 AM | Message Detail
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Mr Agent Guy: Drugs are the key to eternal life!
slobr: You could always just pick the lock.
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# Point: Procrastinate today! (Tomorrow may be too late.)
# Point: NOW is the time to do things later! |
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From: prince figaro
| Posted: 9/6/2005 4:27:43 PM | Message Detail
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ravenwarrior: *eats said whole milk*
slobr: That wasn't milk. >_>
Mr Agent Guy: That explains the stickiness...
slobr: That wasn't stickiness. <_<
I lolled
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kotr
bobespunga.ytmnd.com |
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 9/10/2005 4:42:30 PM | Message Detail
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Xim: Wow, thanks! It's 'bout time someone appreciated my obvious genius. I swear, the next time someone walks up to me on the street and says "Hi" instead of showering me with gifts and praise, they're gonna come down with a rather nasty case of not apples.
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Now that the new $20 is in, please send all of your worthless old $20's to me.
Machine Gun specialist of the SOMUNIST AC team ~ Moonside |
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 9/11/2005 11:59:02 PM | Message Detail
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Xim: I count for the children.
For every child that doesn't have any shoes to wear because I stole them, I shall count. For every child that can't get a regular warm meal because I keep eating it, I shall count. For every child that has to deal with the pain of having their parents split up because I was fooling around with the mom, I shall count. I count for the children. I hope that by stating numbers aloud in regular intervals, I will bring a little sunshine back into the lives of needy children everywhere. It's the least I can do after stealing their electricity.
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LCC: Jengajam.
Groovilicious: Jenga = best use of wooden blocks ever.
eeyoreluv: I have to agree with that.
Well, except for beating people. That's the best use of wooden blocks IMO.
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Topic Title: How do you show honor in Martial Arts?
Elite Gamer: I always thought the first step was NOT pulling out a gun when someone is beating you up.
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slobr: Do elaborate, so that others may hear of your heroic deeds. Like the time you mugged an old lady.
Mr Agent Guy: And when you stole money from all the charities in town. Now that's a good samaritan if I ever saw one.
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"NOW is the time to do things later!"
"Procrastinate today! (Tomorrow may be too late.)" |
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 10/1/2005 12:54:48 AM | Message Detail
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Xim, (probably?):
The most profound book I've ever read was Green Eggs And Ham. Think about it, the green eggs symbolize man's lust for money, and the ham could only mean that our greed makes us pigs. Sam-I-Am takes on the role of the devil, tempting the main character to succumb to greed, one of the seven deadly sins. And then at the end, he becomes a fallen angel, and eats the green eggs and ham, loving it.
And then I got bored, so I went to watch some pornography.
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Some guy: William Perdue & Gumpei Itoi were long-lost half-brothers?
Xim: Yes, they had not seen each other in years.. until that one fateful day in the meadow....
Be it destiny or coincidence, the two brothers were brought together once more. They locked eyes across the field and each of their hearts were filled with nostalgic delight. The two began to run towards each other through the field of flowers with outstretched arms. "Brother!" yelled William, "I thought you were dead!". "William, I don't believe it!" shouted Gumpei. As they drew closer to one another, their feet raced faster and faster. Too fast, it would seem. "Fourth cliche field of flowers death this week" sighed the detective as he drew an outline around their bodies with a special pen that writes on flowers.
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This is a bump in a cheap disguise |
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From: prince figaro
| Posted: 10/12/2005 6:38:03 PM | Message Detail
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Nove: I fail to see how a day can be evil. Are you unaware that days are not capable of rational thought?
Puppet_Head: That explains why Columbus Day never returns my letters!
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kotr
bobespunga.ytmnd.com |
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 10/31/2005 7:05:35 AM | Message Detail
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LCC: How come you never include me in all the fun? ;_;
slobr: The recipe never called for any LCC. But we'll throw a bit in next time. How does that sound?
diablo2431: That sounds terrible
slobr: Good, I'll get you two for christmas.
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Woh nedes a spel chekcer, aynwya?
Beware of pirhana. }�{{{�> }�{{{�> }�{{{�> |
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From: bluedrgn456
| Posted: 11/9/2005 3:22:33 PM | Message Detail
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anyone seen mah pants??
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 11/14/2005 9:17:55 AM | Message Detail
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SnakePlissken69: Man, cheap wine rules, it doesn't cost much, you can share it with mates, and when you pass out from alcohol poisoning, you've got the sack as a pillow.
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Woh nedes a spel chekcer, aynwya?
Beware of pirhana. }�{{{�> }�{{{�> }�{{{�> |
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From: Medea
| Posted: 12/2/2005 11:19:40 AM | Message Detail
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Heh, that is a good one.
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005) |
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From: nintendonut888
| Posted: 12/4/2005 8:07:44 PM | Message Detail
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I don't get quoted. ;(
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I'm sick of hearing life is unfair, I AM! |
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From: jarjarsmells
| Posted: 12/20/2005 10:46:24 PM | Message Detail
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*burps*
Scuse me.
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Turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream
But listen to the color of your dreams |
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From: Groovilicious
| Posted: 12/22/2005 8:36:01 AM | Message Detail
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The Insane Psycho: i saw one tree turning when i went golfing yesterday >_>
slobr: You mean it's gone to the other side? Treason!
mario man4: Treeson, more like!
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Woh nedes a spel chekcer, aynwya?
Beware of pirhana. }�{{{�> }�{{{�> }�{{{�> |
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From: super1mm
| Posted: 1/2/2006 8:39:15 PM | Message Detail
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*glares non-stop at jarjar*
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"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put on the troubled seas of thought."
J. K. Galbraith, The Afluent Society |
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From: GuideToTheDark
| Posted: 1/8/2006 12:08:33 AM | Message Detail
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*invades topic* I don't take hours, I take minutes
read my sig/quote. maybe someone could help me out.
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Just call me GD. I aim to find all secret message boards. Help would be greatly appreciated. *secrets found so far - 42* |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 1/8/2006 3:48:11 AM | Message Detail
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I don't understand what you're asking for help about. You mean you want help tracking down, some might say "hunting", secret boards? A bold ambition. I can't help you there, it's never been done before.
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slobr: *approaches timidly*
Xim: *stomps into the topic and knocks stuff over*
slobr: No need to be shy, Xim. They won't bite.
Xim: Not even a nibble? That's hardly any incentive for me to not remain shy.
slobr: I meant they won't bite if you remain shy. Just walk up to them and say hello, and they'll eat you in no time.
Xim: That's so barbaric! They should at least return my greeting before devouring me. I don't want to feel like some cheap whore.
slobr: I'm not paying you to talk.
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...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Medea
| Posted: 1/21/2006 1:55:36 PM | Message Detail
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Kill on Sight: I always thought "clam chowder" was just slang for yeast infection - do you mean to tell me that there is an actual food product called clam chowder as well?!?
Haha, I probably shouldn't post this. Whoops, too late.
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You have to face it, Joe. God is a crazy woman. |
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From: recess_rocks
| Posted: 1/28/2006 12:04:37 AM | Message Detail
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Tag/Bump/200 Post Party!
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