"E" Jokes

If you are easily offended, do NOT read these jokes. They are meant to be FUNNY, not offensive! I am of the mind that if you cannot laugh at yourself, then you take yourself WAY too seriously. Levity sometimes helps people cope with the every day stresses of their condition and that is exactly why I am posting these. These were all sent to me from around the web and my appreciation goes out to everyone who submitted them.

(Some of these are adult in nature)

• Q: What do you call an epileptic holding a glass of milk?
• A: A milkshake.
• Q: What do you call an epileptic in your bathtub?
• A: A jacuzzi.
• Q: What do you call an epileptic in your garden?
• A: A seizure salad.
• Q: What's the ultimate doom for a leper?
• A: An epileptic fit.
• Q: What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a blonde with diarrhea?
• A: One shucks between fits.
• Q: What do you call a stoned epileptic?
• A: Shake 'N Bake
• Q: What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
• A: An epileptic
• Q: What do you throw to an epileptic who is having a fit in the bath?
• A: Your laundry.

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