More "E" Jokes

A man with a stutter marries a woman who is an epileptic. They are checking in to their hote. "W-w-we have a r-r-r-r-reservation," says the man. The clerk registers them and gives them their room key. About an hour later, the groom comes running down to the front desk in a panic. "H-h-h-help m-m-me p-p-p-p-please!" he stammers. "M-m-m-my w-w-wife is having a f-f-f-fit! G-g-g-get some r-r-rope and a-a-a kn-n-nife!" The clerk gets the items requested and follows the groom to his room. When they get there, the clerk sees the bride on the bed, naked, experiencing a terrible seizure. Her arms and legs are flailing. "T-t-t-t-tie her arms t-t-t-to the b-b-b-b-bedposts!" stammers the groom. The clerk does. "N-n-n-now t-t-t-tie her l-l-l-legs to the bedposts!" The clerk does. Suddenly, the groom strips off all his clothes, leaps onto his seizing bride and yells "C-c-c-c-cut her loose!!!"

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