Salvator: The Man I Love
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music and lyrics by Tom McGrath

He lives a lonely, lonely life,
Cause Jen's a bitch and wouldn't be his wife.
I can't begin to understand,
This sexy, hairy, scary, crazy man.

His name is Salvator.

He's up at eight just to grab a snack,
Then he goes for a stroll on the high school track.
Next he's off to a 12 year-olds' fashion store,
To lounge and stare at potential whores.
He says he'll be a big T.V. star
Maybe on the news in the a back of a cop car.

Because he's Salvator.

I told him my name
And my address and my telephone number
And then he told me about myself.
He said I was mean
And that girls hate me just like my parents do
But that's okay cause I'm better than everyone in my school...

So if you meet this sketchy man,
Hide your daughters before they fall for him.
He'll woo them with his magic songe
But I swear there's gotta be something wrong

With Salvator.