Remember, drink responsibly :

• Responsible drinking can ONLY be accomplished through PRACTICE!!!
• Never drink and drive. Avoid walking and crawling if possible.
• Only attempt to purchase alcohol if you are 21 and over.
• Have quick access to bail money, a good lawyer, and a backup designated driver.
• NEVER bring that girl you picked up at a bar back to your house. 
• Always tip the bartender/waiter/waitress. Seriously...trust me on this...

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1-900-FUK-MEUP

1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
1/4 oz Malibu rum
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Cranberry juice
1/4 oz Pineapple

Saw this on a website, and tried it...I fell in love with it

3 Wise men

Put them them in a glass... and slam it to your grill. (mouth)

This should come with bail money...

7 & 7

Fill highball glass with ice and add Seagram's 7. Fill with 7-Up. Garnish with cherry and orange slice.

A GREAT tasting mixed drink....You can also mix it with Kool-Aid or other juices.

A

Adios Mother Fucker

Layer in a shot glass

The Kahlua kills the wicked aftertaste of the Tequila.  But then again, shoot it fast enough, and who even notices the aftertaste...

B

Beer Buster

Combine all into beer mug. Stir.

As a kid I learned that this was called a bull-sweat. I drank it, and fell in love with that extra 'oomph'

Blue Hawaii

Blend all with 3 oz. crushed ice until smooth. Pour into large wineglass or goblet. Garnish with cherry and orange slice.

C

Cajun Bloody Mary

Shake well with cracked ice. Strain into old-fashioned glass over ice cubes.

Brings back party memories of Louisiana

D

Depth Charge

Fill beer mug 3/4 full with beer. Fill shot glass with Schnapps. Drop shot glass into beer mug and drink immediately.

I discovered this on a beach trip while on the east coast.

Dr. Pepper

Pour Rum and Amaretto into a shot glass. Fill mug 3/4 full with beer. Drop shot glass into beer and chug.

First discovered by me while living as a heathen in Ocean City, MD. This drink is a REQUIRED party tool!

H

Hawaiian Punch

Shake well with cracked ice. Strain into old fashioned glass.

J

Jack and Coke 

Pour jack daniels into large glass filled with ice. Pour Coca-Cola into glass. Stir lightly.

Gran-Dad's favorite drink

Jello Shots

Boil 3 cups of water then add jello. Mix jello and water until jello is completely disolved.
Add the two cups of vodka and mix together. Pour mixture into plastic shot glasses and
chill until firm. Then, eat away...

This will cripple you!!!

K

Kahlua Colada

Blend with 1/2 cup crushed ice until smooth. Pour into collins glass.

M

Mai-Tai

Shake well with ice. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/3 filled with ice. Garnish with cherry and pineapple wedge. 

Serve with a straw.

P

Pacific Pacifier

Shake well with cracked ice. Strain into chilled cocktail glass.

Papaya Sling

Shake well and strain into collins glass over ice cubes. Fill with carbonated water and stir. Garnish with slice of pineapple.

Passion Fruit Daiquiri

Mix with shaved ice in electric blender until desired consistency. Pour unstrained into cocktail glass.

Pina Colada

Mix with shaved ice in electric blender until desired consistency. Pour unstrained into cocktail glass. Serve with a straw.

S

Sea Breeze

Fill highball glass with ice. Add all and stir.

Sex on the beach

Shake well with cracked ice. Strain into old fashioned glass.

Southern Screw

Pour over ice, stir and serve.

Everyone knows, southerners screw the bestest!

Sloe Comfortable Screw

Stir or shake ingredients & serve with ice.

Actually watched a friend OD on this...talk about funny.

Suffering Bastard

Pour ingredients into a glass. Stir. Drink.

I ordered this while eating dinner with my family as a kid (I wanted to see if they would card me, and my dad was cool with it)

I ended up drinking 5 and got Fu**ed up!!!  Tastes great too!

W

Woo Woo

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass over ice cubes, stir, and serve.

Found this drink in an American bar in Israel (Joeys Pub in Tel Aviv)...I Crippled my drinking mates with it.

Woo Woo 2

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass over ice cubes, stir, and serve.

Wookie

1 oz Peach schnapps
1 oz Amaretto
1 tblsp Heavy cream

Looks gross, tastes great.

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Water

3 cups of water (room temp or colder)
Ice (if desired)

Add water to a glass. Add ice if desired.

Nyquil Surprise

1 Bottle Nyquil  (any flavor)

Follow directions on bottle of Nyquil.  Wait 10-20 minutes....Surprise!!

Rum soaked watermelon

1 watermelon
1 pint light rum

Cut small plug out of side of watermelon. Pour in Rum. Refit hole with plug and tape with strong tape. Let watermelon soak for 24 hours, rotating 1/4 turn every few hours. Take out plug and pour out excess Rum. Slice watermelon and serve.

Signs That You Are Too Drunk or an Alcoholic

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Job interfering with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
6. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
9. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
10. You can focus better with one eye closed.
11. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
12. You fall off the floor...
13. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
14. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
15. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
16. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
17. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
18. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
19. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and omen
20. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
21. Roseanne looks good.
22. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
23. That stupid pink elephant followed me home again.
24. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.
25. "I'm as jober as a sudge."
26. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
27. You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.

Excerpts from The Drinkers Fault Finding Guide:

Symptom : Feet cold and wet.
Fault : Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Solution : Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.

Symptom : Bar moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Solution : Find out if you are being taken to another bar. If not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.

Symptom : Everything has gone dim.
Fault : The pub is closing.
Solution : PANIC!!

Drinking Links

40's page (all about 40 ounce malt liquor) Except he dissed my brand (Mickey's)
All about beer
Beer Church
Happy Drunk
Drinking hard
Brians belly
Heineken's homepage
Webtender

Got a drink or a link to suggest? 

 I will add it only after I have tasted it and deemed it worthy enough to be here.  Click below to submit it