Lets start with a perfect world the following photograph will show and only in a perfect World :)
AHHHHHH if ONLY :)
Now we will take a look at Taliban TV Friday programing..... GOT LOVE IT HEY ;) Friday on Taliban TV - Scheduling information just captured by allied listening posts: Taliban TV (available on terror-style, set-alight and Kabul networks) 06.00 G-Had TV Morning prayers. 08.30 Talitubbies Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher. 09.00 Three, Two, One! Re-runs of this popular quiz show starring the young "Dusty" Bin Laden. 09.30 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects. 10.00 Xena, Sharia Princess Modestly dressed housewife, Xena, stays at home and does some cooking. 10.30 Jihad's Army The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist-backed infidels. 11.00 Only Fools and Camels Dhal-Boy offloads some hooky Chinese rocket launchers onto Hamas (recorded with Kandahar laughter). 11.30 Green Peter The total number of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. 12.00 Madrasah Challenge Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions. 'Starter for ten, no praying.' 12.30 Panoramadan The programme reports on the USA's attempts to take over the world. 13.30 Shouts of Praise More prayers. 15.30 I Love 629 A look back at the events of that year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca and the destruction of pagan idols. 16.00 Question Time Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders (recorded before a dead audience). 17.00 Koranation Street Deirdre faces execution by stoning for adultery 17.30 Middle-East Enders The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour. 18.00 Holiday The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again. 18.30 Top of the Prophets Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running? 19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council? 20.00 FILM: Shariah's Angels The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women. 21.30 Big Brother Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week? 22.30 Shahs in their Eyes More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel. 23.30 They think it's Allah over Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the Mullah' round. 24.00 When Imams Attack Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The film-makers were also secretly shot... 00.30 Take Your Pick The Taliban's "Department for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice" use their pickaxes to encourage a sinner back on the right track. 00.45 The West Bank Show Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories. 01.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer 02.00 A book at bedtime The Koran. Again. Pretty lively schedule hey ;) NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now Lets take a glimpse of GOD for bid the Taliban Should Win ....
CASE 1: Bush will Have to Change his Appearnce *TSK* *TSK*
CASE 2: The Statue Of Liberity Will have to be modified as propsed in this Picture ...
And NOW THE SADDEST CASE OF ALL CASE 3: NEWYORK'S SKY LINE WILL HAVE TO BE DRASTICALY ALTERED hmmmm THIS WOLF SAY'S
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