Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... Yet Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-1...F-16...B-52... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble Q: What does Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of sh*t? A: The bucket Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama bin Laden? A: There will be a Christmas in December Q: Why don't bin Laden's people eat sh*t sandwiches? A: They can't stand bread Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because the camels can't handle it
This is a two-part “Fast Forward”. You MUST read both parts to appreciate. Part One: A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE ON THE NUMBER 11 The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 I Have More... State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union New York City - 11 Letters Afghanistan - 11 Letters The Pentagon - 11 Letters Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack on the WTC in 1993) Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11 Part Two: MY RESPONSE: Oh my! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "Donald Berry!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks. Wait a second... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I going to do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it! Oh know, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no... PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS." I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them. I would rely on self-defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help? Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters... Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters... Oh my, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11! thnx mum we all could use a refresher course on our math :P Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now: No pre-marital sex. No oral sex ever. No booze. No titty bars. No playboy channel. No organized sports of any kind to speak of. Hooters? "What is this Hooters of which you speak!" Fucking sand everywhere. Ever fish at an oasis? Rags for clothes and hats. Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left. Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that music? Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung. Prayer four times a day. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!
well looks like this photo says it all :)
AND they Say America is stupid *tsk *tsk* :)
In memory of all those who perished; the passengers and the pilots on the United Air and AA flights, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders. Our prayers go out to the friends and families of the deceased.
